Grrrr
Never
A date is out of the question
But an affectionate, quite deep bite on your neck is okay
The only way i see it happening is if you become a rug on my living room floor.
You, me.
Some blood for wine. A few fresh corpses.
What says you?
Counât me in.
Sorry, i do not date fleshy things.
Even dead ones
Tisâ alright. You can have the skeletons. Or Oâsun.
It will never work between us
Sorry dear
âŚthoâŚ
âŚany chance you are a Blood Death Knight, like the vampires of old, eternal beauty, never changing, not alive, but not deadâŚ
âŚor a âsecondâ generation Death Knight, alive, just drifting slowly near to the Other Side, holding her Runeblade?
I have my standards you know, one of them is, i prefer my partners alive (or as alive as a Sayaad or Shivarra could be)
Guess which one.
Whereâs your shirt, though?
Ah, the shirt is on you! Here, let me help you get it offâŚ
Stop right there, criminal scum!
I see someone likes to play cops and robbers.
Ohh, let me join! Have my own fluffy handcuffs!
Down boy, I prefer the fairer gender.
A fellow Renâdorei? What a rare sight. I would gladly go out with you.
Remember.
You and I have something already.
Donât make me use shadow magic to get you back here.
You know, when you had your old mog, I thought of you as just a friend, but now, with that new mog, WellâŚ
Edit: Hey Girl, did you know I have a sweaty Grandpa Body
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/390866485029109790/607315124650508328/unknown.png
âIt is okay, try to imagine him in his underwear!..â
Lose some of the spikes and Iâd consider tea, at most.
I donât need you!
I have DudflexâŚ
Who need him when we can dance in the moonlight, build a zombie and raise some cute undead abbominable puppies?
That is saying, i cant promise i wont try to chop you up and use you for spare parts.