Date the poster above you<3 #2

Grrrr
Never
A date is out of the question
But an affectionate, quite deep bite on your neck is okay

The only way i see it happening is if you become a rug on my living room floor.

You, me.
Some blood for wine. A few fresh corpses.
What says you?

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Coun’t me in.

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Sorry, i do not date fleshy things.
Even dead ones

Tis’ alright. You can have the skeletons. Or O’sun.

It will never work between us
Sorry dear
…tho…
…any chance you are a Blood Death Knight, like the vampires of old, eternal beauty, never changing, not alive, but not dead…
…or a “second” generation Death Knight, alive, just drifting slowly near to the Other Side, holding her Runeblade?
I have my standards you know, one of them is, i prefer my partners alive (or as alive as a Sayaad or Shivarra could be)

Guess which one. :wink:

Where’s your shirt, though? :thinking:

Ah, the shirt is on you! Here, let me help you get it off…

Stop right there, criminal scum!

I see someone likes to play cops and robbers.

Ohh, let me join! Have my own fluffy handcuffs!

Down boy, I prefer the fairer gender.

A fellow Ren’dorei? What a rare sight. I would gladly go out with you.

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Remember.
You and I have something already.
Don’t make me use shadow magic to get you back here.

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You know, when you had your old mog, I thought of you as just a friend, but now, with that new mog, Well…

Edit: Hey Girl, did you know I have a sweaty Grandpa Body

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/390866485029109790/607315124650508328/unknown.png

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“It is okay, try to imagine him in his underwear!..”

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Lose some of the spikes and I’d consider tea, at most.

I don’t need you!
I have Dudflex… :heart_eyes:

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Who need him when we can dance in the moonlight, build a zombie and raise some cute undead abbominable puppies?

That is saying, i cant promise i wont try to chop you up and use you for spare parts.