Describe The Race: Humans

Humans :

The humans of Warcraft are similar to us, in the way that they are weak, narrow minded and unintelligent. You can power them up by getting them to eat a wide variety of cheeses (and then forcing them to tell others to cover for them while they are held up in outhouses for hours ).


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Versatile, steadfast, curious, brave, loyal.

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We are boring when there are many more interesting races to play.

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All of the other races are inhuman beasts !
They try to make themselves look interesting by saying "humans are boring, join our [human with a personnality quirk and different skin colour] race ".

Glory to the Empire of Arathor.
Glory to Lordaeron.
Garithos for King.

Humanity shall rise again !

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I play Draenei, Void Elf and a MechaGnomie - this is just my forum character :slight_smile:

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yes kind of by definition

garithos was a big loser, his entire life was a series of failing upwards and then dying unfulfilled.

also since he was a racist he’s probably in turbo hell

that’s where racists go

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Last I remember he was a big winner who showed the elves were so fickle it needed only a few mean words to make them defect !

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he couldn’t even kill kael…
then he needed an elf’s help to retake capital city…
and then he lost it anyway because he got owned…

garithos more like gariloser.

And ambitious. As a short-lived race, they’re determined to leave behind great legacy that will outlast them.

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He was bent into trusting an elf by Blizzard despite spamming “never trust an elf” in his voice. The moment he doesn’t heed his advice, it bites him in the butt.

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If dwarves are the muscle and gnomes are the brain of the Alliance, then humans are the glue that keeps it together. Also by sheer numbers us humans are the most succesful race on Azeroth.

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Fixed that for you.

But at the same time, these humans came up with all these different races we like to play.

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Mislabled mutant giant viking statues.

Really, they’re not human at all.

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Imperialists, invaders, hairless hozen, pink orcs. Homewreckers. Virmen.

Have you tried looking after humans? They’re monsters.

As they grow in number, so does their capacity for evil, and they won’t even notice as they do it.

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The equivalent of white bread of WoW races.

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Bur, mating sound as well as a substitute to few words.

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Alright cat-lon back in your box

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unironically really based i love human potential

yes, and??