So I’ve been debating with a lot of delusional people here and I decided to destroy all the pro shuffle ( rated ) arguments so we can once and for all all agree together that rated shuffle has to be deleted.
-NUMBER ONE : “Shuffle gets me to play without being in lfg an waiting for hours”.
Let’s be clear with that one : I began pvp at bfa. My whole bnet list are friends I farmed mounts with, and did not want to pvp. I LOVED the Elite plate set for my warrior from the season 1 in bfa and I dedicated myself to get it, no matter what.
At first, you queue with double dps at lower rating, and you’re actually having fun learning what the hell is going on here. Then, you’re looking for a healer as there are mostly that in 2v2.
I was stuck at 1.4 and 1.6. And I never gave up, I sat for hours in lfg and played, tryharded, made a lot of friends, some ennemies, got flamed, got praised… And after 1500 games stuck below 1.8… I got it. The amount of joy I had was unimaginable. I screamed IRL at the top of my 15 years old punk lungs.
Now, how can you get your set ? Shuffle. But oh wait !
You are waitign 50 minutes for it.
So shuffle players are telling me they would rather wait 50 minutes or more to get into a lobby filled with AS BAD PEOPLE AS THEY ARE, pray getting at least 3-3 to get +10 cr and continue ? That’s just laughable.
-NUMBER TWO : “Shuffle offers off meta comps, and diversity”.
Oh yeah, that is probably why most healers queuing at some point were only hpal and hpriest, that we had 4 ret lobbies, that every time I get into shuffle I meet a hunter, and that the only way you’re really getting off meta specs is below 1.6. Oh shot ! That is the same in lfg ! Cool! Just get the hell out of shuffle. If you want comp diversity I’d advise you to go to NA. In EU even sometimes at 1.6 you get fotm comps/classes.
-NUMBER THREE : “Shuffle is enjoyable, I have fun in it”
Delusional. Is that because shuffle is fun that people are tilting the most and getting 2 weeks ban ? Is fun the word that comes at you as a healer when you’re doing RP as being a babysitter for toddlers throwing fieces at eachother screaming macros while you’re asking them to stay in the big yellow circle ( Dome of light ) ?
Is it fun to outplay the ennemies, giving opportunities to your team mates to do something valuable, but you forgot they are toddlers playing with their own fieces that will cry and insult you because " you no dps you bad pls do damage " ?
Is it fun when you’re peacefully playing, doing dps, and then you see someone died with their whole spellbook available, the dead one and the healer ?
Is it fun to play in the bracket where there is literally the most dps bots ? healer bots ? Is it fun to play against an immovible ele shaman doing twice more dps than if you would have been BL in a raid boss ?
-NUMBER FOUR : “Who are you, people love shuffle anyway; it’s the most popular, everybody does it !”
Everybody does it NOT BECAUSE IT IS FUN, ENJOYABLE OR ANYTHING ELSE, they are doing it BECAUSE THEY ARE BAD PLAYERS THAT DO NOT WANT TO BOTHER GETTING THE THING THE RIGHT WAY.
Give people a choice between working hard for something or getting it ten times faster. Most people enjoy the easy way.
Now, what are the consequences of all that mess shuffle brought ?
- Death of the lfg, less than 10 teams at around 2 am ( with both factions included, while in bfa, 2 am meant, with only one faction at least 15 teams )
- Death of the 2v2 and 3v3 bracket ( Impossible to meet more than 10 teams in your mmr. Mathematically impossible. Deflation of the ranking, in SL season 3, Elite was at about top 7000, I checked it. Now, 2.4 cr in 2s is about top 50. Do you realize ? )
- Fotm enjoyers, mmr inflation enjoyers ( Basically people will wait that the ladder is inflated so they can just take a big class to get elite and the legend achievement. )
Give us back unrated shuffle, the best chill mode that ever was implemented. Get us rid of rated shuffle, which is as I proved it the worst mode possible.