Looks like a perfect spot to share a nice chili con carne with garlic bread
Imagine. Two large hairy dudes enjoying nature. 
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Thankfully, I still had a bit of Goulash soup left for today! Last serving is especially juicy on meat and veggies alike.
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Broâ back mountain? Bareback mountain? 
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Hairy backs mountain 
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Not when I pour my own servings. I always go deep with the soup lavle?
I needs me some proteins! The rest at the table will understand. Usually.
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Trust me, this would have been quite the serving even for you
It barely had any fluids. 50% of it was meat, and like 40% veggies 
No need to flex your walletâŚand protein. I was kidding!
Best line when someone tries to summon me home to them irl is âI got a lot of meat and no one to share it with.â
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You guys fans of chicken stew?
Beef and pork seems a bit more popular.
And bread. Everything goes. Even The healthy ones 
But, the whiter and more air it has, the tastier
Clown has also tried a LOT of very nice vegan and vegetarian stews and soups for sure. No hate from me!
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Thatâs a weird ratio. Should be 90% meat.
Not quite that version (unsure about an English word for it), but yes.
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Haggis stew for all!
Give me 500gr loaf of bread and I will eat anything
(but not Marmite. Unholy product of the Devilâs toilet)
Surely the devilâs toilet isnât bad enough to produce marmite.
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Why canât we all just put jam and/or nutella on toast and get along?!
(Clown, at one point, used to LOVE cheese and honey on toast. WUT!)
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What that culinary masterpiece need is, my dear Clown, is a generous amount of maple syrup
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Overpriced and tasteless.
Bakery syrup is what you need.
I think honey and syrups are awful. Itâs kebab level stuff.
Donât worry friend. We have more food vs battles incoming.
Like, pancakes vs waffles.
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What now? 
Real maple syrup has a clean, complex maple flavor with hints of caramel, vanilla, and prune! Thoâ honey is more floral while maple syrup is more woodsy
It has a richer, fuller flavor and is free of artificial ingredients and preservatives!
Slather some on a decadent breakfast, my dear Clown, and enjoy the flavours!
I read so much but to summarize it all with one word: tasteless
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Hissss
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Clown is just salty because maple syrup is so expensive. And tbh, I rather put jam or chocolate syrup on my pancakes/waffles 
oh and
I just gained 200gr.
And of course the no 1. Belgian waffles
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