ducks everywhere and with rice and sauce from oranges , you have my blessing to send it to me
This tbh 
anyways, itâs right here.
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This.
I used to like him very much. I honestly felt âhurtâ (in a silly forum way of course, couldnât care less as soon as I turn off my PC) when he said all those things about us (and me, and I honestly did nothing wrong).
I would say⌠letâs just stop giving him so much attention. He left, he decided to ignore us because reasons.
We can do perfectly fine without clowns (always hated them anyway). 
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Hey Starney, youâre a somewhat travelly person. Have you been to the Columbo statue in Budapest?
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No, never been to Hungary, so far.
I donât really travel that much to be fair, I usually take part in cultural travels organized by a retired guide friend, mostly in Italy.
I like traveling though, so I will explore Europe more in the coming years!
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Well if you ever go, be sure to throw an orange at Dunki. And visit the Columbo statue.
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Budapest is one of the usual âhigh school last year tripâ destinations here (the other ones are usually Prague or Berlin) but my class went to Barcelona, so I missed it.
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Peter Falk was hungarian from her mother side
We are proud of him 
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Did you mention chilli??
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And his dog too apparently, who also got a statue.
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This, but I wonât hate him for his decision, I mean heâs free to do as he pleases 
Was fun to be clowning around with him while it lasted. 
I used to study at uni at Budapest but never, ever, ever have seen it.
Not yet, anyways. 
Hey, donât make him ruin my hair! These shampoos I use are costly and I wanna stay a pretty elf.
Anyways⌠youâre welcome to visit here Starney, just make sure to let me know in advance, and then I can take a day off.
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Donât tell him in advance, heâll dodge the oranges.
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That is⌠rice?
In a chili?
Chili Judge
Recently I was honored to be selected as an Outstanding Famous Celebrity in my Community to be a judge at a chili cook-off because no one else wanted to do it. Also the original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judgeâs table asking directions to the beer wagon when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges that the chili wouldnât be all that spicy, and besides they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted this as being one of those burdens you endure when youâre an internet writer and therefore known and adored by all. Here are the scorecards from the event:
Chili # 1: Mikeâs Maniac Mobster Monster Chili
JUDGE ONE: A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick.
JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavor Very mild.
CAMERON: Holy smokes, what is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway with it. Took me two beers to put the flames out. Hope thatâs the worst one. These people are crazy.
Chili # 2: Arthurâs Afterburner Chili
JUDGE ONE: Smoky (barbecue?) with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang.
JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
CAMERON: Keep this out of reach of children! Iâm not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. Shoved my way to the front of the beer line. The barmaid looks like a professional wrestler after a bad night. She was so irritated over my gagging sounds that the snake tattoo under her eye started to twitch. She has arms like Popeye and a face like Winston Churchill. I will NOT pick a fight with her.
Chili # 3: Fredâs Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili
JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans.
JUDGE TWO: A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of red peppers.
CAMERON: This has got to be a joke. Call the EPA, Iâve located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been sneezing Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now and got out of my way so I could make it to the beer wagon. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. She said her friends call her âSally.â Probably behind her back they call her âForklift.â
Chili # 4: Bubbaâs Black Magic
JUDGE ONE: Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
JUDGE TWO: A hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.
CAMERON: I felt something scraping across my tongue but was unable to taste it. Sally was standing behind me with fresh refills so I wouldnât have to dash over to see her. When she winked at me her snake sort of coiled and uncoiledâitâs kinda cute.
Chili # 5: Lindaâs Legal Lip Remover
JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
JUDGE TWO: Chili using shredded beef; could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
CAMERON: My ears are ringing and I can no longer focus my eyes. I belched and four people in front of me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed hurt when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue by pouring beer directly on it from a pitcher. Sort of irritates me that one of the other judges asked me to stop screaming.
Chili # 6: Veraâs Very Vegetarian Variety
JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spice and peppers.
JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.
CAMERON: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous flames. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except Sally. I asked if she wants to go dancing later.
Chili # 7: Susanâs Screaming Sensation Chili
JUDGE ONE: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum, tastes as if the chef threw in canned chili peppers at the last moment. I should note that I am a bit worried about Judge Number 3, he appears to be in a bit of distress.
CAMERON: You could put a hand grenade in my mouth and pull the pin and I wouldnât feel it. Iâve lost the sight in one eye and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My clothes are covered with chili which slid unnoticed out of my mouth at some point. Good, at autopsy theyâll know what killed me. Go Sally, save yourself before itâs too late. Tell our children Iâm sorry I was not there to conceive them. Iâve decided to stop breathing, itâs too painful and Iâm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air Iâll just let it in through the hole in my stomach.
Chili # 8: Helenâs Mount Saint Chili
JUDGE ONE: A perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili, safe for all, not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
JUDGE TWO: This final entry is a good, balanced chili, neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge Number 3 fell and pulled the chili pot on top of himself.
CAMERON: -------------- (editorâs note: Judge #3 was unable To report)
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I donât hate him either. I just donât care anymore. Thatâs it.
I thought he meant Columbo the one that discovered America. 
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There was no confusion, he ignored certain abusive behaviour from a toxic person then went on a tangent against everyone in this thread when they turned their backs on the drama created by that toxic person or had outright ignored them after being a target for their abuse.
Both clown and that toxic person owe a whole lot of apologies. Unfortunately too many bridges have been burnt for at least one of them so even if they ever do grow enough of a spine to actually make those apologies they will fall on deaf ears.
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Thats⌠Columbus, but close enough
He ment Peter Falk, who played Columbo
Probably 
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Pfft. As if he discovered it. Vikings were on the Brazilian coast way earlier.
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In Italian we call them both âColomboâ, thatâs why I got confused. 
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wait a moment, did he realy have a statue , so weard.
I swear i am gonna make a proposal to de croo (belgium) to get a statue for vandamme
i was in budapest twice but the last time was in 2005⌠and i have a lot of collegues thereâŚ
probably next year i should go there for job reason.
where is the colombo statue?
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