I too am a descendant of a Scottish clan you know?!?! In fact I can even claim an ancestor who was an engineer on that fancy rail bridge up in Edinburgh!
7 Likes
See if yer a Campbell oahr a Lindsay then oor rivalry jist goaht so bad itâs noo at the point whaur ah will jist treh tae dirk ye or just dismember ye wiâ a broahdsoahrd at ony and ivry pahssable oahppertunity cis⌠Aye. ye Campbell scunner yeâŚ
Actually ye ken whit? Ahâm gonna dae it onywiy cis thaâ the hielan wiy⌠Yeâs aâ saw it, Afenton insulted mah honourâŚ
(and autocorrect right now is going mental)
I think Iâll post from now in my accent.
4 Likes
Is neither, from what I understand my clan was basically your royalty so bow down and pay me the taxes you owe!! 
6 Likes
In the name of my Viking ancestors, my blood boils and urges me to want to have that royal heritage of yours
Also⌠I could be you guys very distant relative 
Traces of Pict genes
2 Likes
Anything is possible, I have Scottish, Welsh, Spanish and Dutch ancestry that I know of, being a northerner I likely have some Viking blood too
2 Likes
Aye nae bather henâŚ
Ah goaht yer taxes right hereâŚ
(lol⌠That made me laugh in the double irony)
2 Likes
Guid moarnin tae abidy, hope yeâs ah hae a great day daein whitever it is yeâs aâ find yerselâs daein the day, hoping itâs sumthin new yev never din afore ciz itâs pure minginâ daein the same thing every day likes. (especially autocorrect currently underlining more or less every word I type as needing corrected). Weel⌠tae be hoanest, when ah say âabidyâ ah really mean abidy except Afenton, cis sheâll be daein whit she diz every day, which is lichtin candles and incense oan the wee altar she his in her bedroom dedicated tae me. She pretends itâs her makey up thingie but she disnae fool onybidy.
Me. ahâm tahkin it easy the day, ahâm aff mah schedule the day even tho they caâd me in lest nicht cis simbudy didna wahnt tae drev up tae Banchory last nicht so they asked me tae dae it. (couldnae blem the wee man really, it wiz baltic and at least fower inches oâ snah and maist oâ the drehverâs couldnae drehve a nail intae wihd never mind an automatic in the snah. So as lang as thereâs nae deliveries up there the nicht ahâll be aff!
Pure tehckle peh.
So itâs your fault!! Take it back! Take it all back right now!! 
2 Likes
I kinda like how autocorrect took it upon itself to correct some of my âspellingâ, I can just see it sitting there in itâs little cubicle screaming âenough! enough already! Iâm tired of you making me look like Iâm not doing my job!â
Whatâs the matter with you! Shorts and t shirt weather!
I live in the south of England⌠My local newspaper has been having {redacted} dreams over the âpossibilityâ of another beast from the east for five years now and the last few days have made at least 50 articles on facebook about the incoming snow, this morning when they actually woke up to snow they made a live blog about it⌠we have less than an inch of snow 
the airport has stopped⌠the buses are in even more chaos than normal⌠they had to announce that school were open except for the three that decided to close 
and the shops will be mayhem with no bread or milk (not even substitute stuff) already because panic buyers will have been there even though the snow has already started melting and the gritters cleared the roads before it even started to settle.
It will be front page news for around a week and half, The Great Bristol Snow⌠C5 might even do a documentary on it in a few years 
3 Likes
I love the mediaâs breathless optimism.
âHey⌠getting a bit cold innitâŚâ
âBEAST FROM THE EAST!! PRINT IT!!â
2 Likes
Meanwhile⌠The snow is apparently catching out IDIOTSâŚ
How in the name of Hell do you end up like this in barely an inch of snow unless youâre a complete idiotâŚ
I blame jeremy clarkeson and top gear making a certain demographic believe they can all be F1 level drivers with âall weatherâ tires 
2 Likes
Good Afternoon and Happy Womenâs Day!
3 Likes
Cheers for the ladies out there!
1 Like
These death knights always have it so easyâŚ
Iâd rather burn to death than freeze to death.
Iâm also really sleepy⌠would just take a nap and forget about everything 
Hey guys! i hope are you havin a good time!
Good womanâs day!
Ps: in few day my sub will end and because ill be on holiday il wont renew it till end of april. Ill continue to follow you and when the time will come ill be here again to comment and enjoy the moments with you, while riding my HH mount who all in here own (noone excluded)
4 Likes
Good, goodâŚ
Maybe Iâll get my infinite drake by then.
1 Like