Dractyr Jokes and Flirts 😅

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I mean the worgen tail one is pretty funny but the rest
Pfff


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There’s a few ok ones but they are mostly lame.

It is interesting, you can see the change in blizzards mindset through the jokes.

Compare these to the female blood elf flirts and jokes. “My sister will” and “I only ride on epic mounts but let’s talk” for example.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they get changed at some point. Sad times.

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I think they’re good enough. Interacting with other ppl and flirting is probably kinda new to those stored away super soldiers that come out of nowhere anyway.

I’m only surprised they let the one with the dungeon and the dragon go through
 isn’t that a bit too explicit for today’s world? :wink:

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awful, wouldnt expect anything else from current devs.

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I showed my tail to one of those wolf people
 but they just looked sad and walked away. I wonder why!

Not funny, Blizzard!
#giveworgentails

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Well the male jokes are decent but the female ones are absolutely terrible. And the flirts, actually. They should have just been the same for both.

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What do dragons and onions have in common? They both have layers! Get it? Lairs!

I like this one :grin: (also because of the Shrek reminder)

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“A Bronze Dragon is never late, nor are they early - They arrive precisely when they mean to!”

What is this a crossover to lotr or what ?

Or is gandalf a bronze dragon in disguise ?

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Its actually from The Hobbit, but i get what you mean. Probably tbe best out of a poor bunch of jokes (and i use the term very loosely)

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Are you sure about that? In the movies at least it was at the beginning of Fellowship of the Ring.

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Well since Gandalf, as the Maiar Olórin served Manwë, Varda, Irmo, and Nienna he is not that far from the Bronze Dragons and their mindset :thinking:
Could work
But it is just a funny reference, don’t worry

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It’s actually from “The fellowship of the ring”, when Gandalf meets Frodo at the beginning.

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He said that line to Frodo, who wasnt i hobbit so it is actualy from lotr

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It was :rofl: at the end of The Hobbit - The Battle of the Five Armies
 or was in the first one :thinking: I’m having a dilemma
 I need to rewatch them :rofl:

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Insert im so proud of this community meme

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Always worth a rewatch, you don’t need to make an excuse mate :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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(Anyway, Gandalf showed up a few days before the Party, with all the supplies Bilbo had hoped for
 so he wasn’t even late. )
Mumbles grumbles

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Flirts sound like they are made by virgins

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A lot of dragon related jokes and flirts even tough they are not dragons :thinking:

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Possibly getting them muxed up - blame it on my age lol

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