ELFOWARS™ - The Return

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ELFOWARS™

We’re back! That is right! Elfowars™, the beloved spreaders of truth have returned! Despite the best efforts of the NON-BELIEVERS out there, who constantly try to silence us, we’ve returned to make sure that our dear readers hear the unquestionable truth! Whether it be uncovering the secrets that your leaders have kept hidden or warning you of the ongoing Great Draenei Conspiracy, you won’t want to miss it!

OUR ARTICLES:

ISSUE ONE: Fourth War Ends

https://imgur.com/gallery/Yavs5AG

ISSUE TWO: Person of the Year

https://imgur.com/gallery/2U4j3fi

ISSUE THREE: The Great Draenei Conspiracy

https://imgur.com/gallery/qjQIUR4

ISSUE FOUR: Black Moon Blasphemy

https://imgur.com/gallery/FSeApFj

ISSUE FIVE: Queen Beneath The Tides

https://imgur.com/gallery/3MGaD0w

ISSUE SIX: Hellscream’s Horde Revisited

https://imgur.com/gallery/4g4oHVf

ISSUE SEVEN: The Great Holiday Hoax

https://imgur.com/gallery/Vt7LsnB

ISSUE EIGHT: Shal’dorei Suppression

https://imgur.com/gallery/FGqSvDX

(LATEST PUBLISHED) ISSUE NINE: Old God Defeated

https://imgur.com/gallery/fuN7mib

CONTACT US:

Here at Elfowars™, not only is spreading the truth important to us, but also… THE READER. - We encourage our readers to get in touch with QUESTIONS & CONSPIRACIES. As soon as we can, we will reply via in game mail with a response, or instead your question may be asked in the next publishing of our very informative articles.

Contact Sarendel @: Sarendel

Contact Toad the Sunflower @: Toadflower

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Good too see these conspiracy nuts back in action!

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Hello! I am Toad! Toad is back! Yes! The one you’ve all been waiting for has returned! Toad will be back to the streets soon, interviewing his wonderful FANS about the truth and all things FLOWERS!

Toad may even leak Toadwars Magazine™ soon!

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ISSUE #9: Old God Defeated
https://imgur.com/gallery/fuN7mib

Our latest article covers the defeat of N’zoth, and perhaps more importantly, the people who allowed him to wreak havoc upon Azeroth! The night elves once again show their true face and the Melody find themselves in hot water.

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We dindu nuffin, we were good boys

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Finally, somewhere I can get unbiased and truthful reports again about current events without being force fed lies from the establishment.

Welcome back ELFOWARS.

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Finally, it is back!

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HELLO! I AM TOAD

Toad has a question for his avid fans and truth seekers!?

"What would YOU like to see in TOADWARS, the special edition?"

What do the avid readers want to learn about? What do they want the truth on, and more importantly, Toads idea of the truth.

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