ELFOWARS™️
What is ELFOWARS™️!?
Upon being exposed to the rest of the world after so long, Sarendel Moonfeather soon realised that there was more to the world than first met the eye. He took it upon himself to uncover these great secrets, and soon came across something big. Now, he sees it as his sworn duty to spread these secrets to the rest of the world, so those who would threaten the innocent will be revealed.
Now Sarendel takes the street, with his mighty Sunflower, Toad. - Yes Toad, a Sunflower named Toad. The two now venture about all over Azeroth spreading the truth and ONLY the truth.
GET INVOLVED!? That’s right! YOU can get involved! Either find us out on the streets and be prepared for the interview of a lifetime. OR, mail the one, the only TOAD (Korolan IG): With your IC questions for the wonderful flowery companion to respond to an include in the next article!
AUTHOR: Sarendel Moonfeather
PAPER-BOY: TOAD
STAY TUNED FOR ARTICLES BELOW!
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You better have male vitality arcwine so help me god
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ISSUE #1: FOURTH WAR ENDS https://imgur.com/gallery/Yavs5AG
ISSUE #2: PERSON OF THE YEAR EDITION https://imgur.com/gallery/2U4j3fi
ISSUE #3: THE GREAT DRAENEI CONSPIRACY https://imgur.com/gallery/qjQIUR4
Stay tuned for more to come, now featuring junior writer TOAD.
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Hello it is I. - TOAD
You may be thinking: "Toad is an odd name for a Sin’dorei. Well, I am not a Sin’dorei. I am Toad. This Sin’dorei is a mere place holder as the fourms cannot handle my true, appearance.
WE WILL BE HITTING THE STREETS LATER TONIGHT.
Conducting interviews and live Q & A with Toad in Orgrimmar and Silvermoon. KEEP AN EYE OUT
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Yesterday was the first time I’ve seen someone rping as a sunflower and honestly? I loved it
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I’m so happy to finally see others who suspect the true nature of these so-called “peaceful” Draenei. Great work to those involved! We’ll discover the truth.
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The draenei are turning the freaking frogs into a state of doubt regarding their romantic and sexual preference.
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Spread the word of My Purple Elf!
Stop the Draenei from burning more trees and stealing my cake!
I bet the Draenei we’re behind the destruction of the vale!
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Notice how there is never any mention of other civilisations on Argus… Strange, isn’t it? An entire world, all to themselves… How did that happen, I wonder?
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Can you trust anything that doesn’t bleed red?
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Someone finally speaks up.
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Thank you. I wondered what this thread was a reference to.
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Hello!!!
TOAD HERE!!!
Toad is proud to announce he is currently working on printing the fourth of article of ELFORWARS™️ - Blackmoon Blasphemy! Toad is even writing his own segment for the article.
Toad says: STAY TUNED AND BEWARE THE DRAENEI!
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ISSUE #4: BLACK MOON BLASPHEMY https://imgur.com/gallery/FSeApFj
is out now, discover the truth behind the Dark Eyes™️ menace, learn about that happenings of Stranglethorn and get some helpful advice from our very own Toad!
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