Alright, listen up, you bunch of pixel-pushing adventurers. Here’s the deal, straight from the heart of Azeroth:
Our Saga:
We’re the old guard from the Wotlk days, with roots deep in the TBC era. We’ve seen it all - from the glory of Naxxramas to the peaks of Icecrown Citadel. We’re the grown-ups, the 30+ crowd, who’ve swapped out our nappies for sarcasm and a no-nonsense attitude.
Our Vibe:
We’re the last of a dying breed - gamers who take our classes seriously without turning into raider/io addicts. We’ve quit and returned more times than we care to admit, but here we are, clearing HC, grinding M+ like it’s our job, and now we’re looking for comrades-in-arms for the long haul. Even when the hype fades and the curve is curved.
The Fine Print:
• No Elitist BS: We’ve got no room for the “Flavor of the Month” crowd or toxicity that thinks it’s the next big thing.
• Commitment, Not Benching: We’re not about making you sit on the sidelines. We need folks who can show up when it counts.
• Schedule: Raids are on Wed/Thu from 20:30 server time. We’re looking to add more mythic kills to our tally before the next tier drops. Alt run/casual funday/gearing run on Sunday (optional attendance).
• Respect the Time: We won’t force you into classes you hate, but we expect everyone to respect the raid time. Don’t mess with our game nights, got it?
• Basic Etiquette: Don’t stand in fire, and for the love of all that’s holy, don’t blame the healers.
What We Want:
• DPS - we’ve got a special place in our dark hearts for you.
• Tanks - We’ve, uh, “lost” a few to the void, so if you’re tanky, we’re interested.
If you’re as crazy as we are and want to join this band of merry misfits, hit me up: Jxmjxm#2581 and jxmjxm94 on discord.
Thanks for reading, and may your adventures be as epic as your sarcasm.