I hate activision blizzard’s game design failures and ignoring of customer feedback like the next person dont get me wrong
but…psychologicaly, blizzard did the right thing
Woke people are just basically hipsters
How do you deal with hipsters?
By out-hipstering them, and coming up with a crazyer style
So…when the hippy woke folks hop on an issue and reee about it, you know what you do?
You go above what the woke people pointed out, and you go on an adventure of redesigning female sexuality so they look homogenous to men…because “illiquid gender identity is against our moral value”, along with other crazy stuff.
Now…now you got the woke hipsters flabbergasted.
your greedy company was at the onslaught of fatherless non-binary she-hes, who wanted to take down your white man company, but you just showed them that you are actually BIGGER HIPSTER THAN THEM, and your wokeness transended theirs by doing stuff the fatherless hipsters didnt even complain about “cuz they not hipster woke enough lol”
And just like a dirty rat…the hipsters go back into their dark layers…because they shamefully appear like lesser hipster woke things in comparison to blizzard’s mega wokeness now muwahahahhahahhaaaaaa.
The script has been flipped.
Blizzard is now in the driving seat, and is the amazing woke hipster sovling gender issues that hipsters IGNORANTLY DIDNT POINT OUT (omg how very unwoke of you…big yikes…probably not hipster woke enough hmmm?)
While im here just trying to not get oneshott by windwalker monks in arena, and having to wait for blizzard to finish their woke fluid gender battles with the hipsters before even looking at PVP forums and listening to customers’ feedback.