Final Wish: Long Beards for Humans!

Preach, master Orc!

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Mr. Metzen, please remind the art department that you have written long human beards into the game.

Perhaps the Emperor of the Arathi still has that long beard DNA? We will see.

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For the beard! :+1:

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Any Beards for Undead would be appreciated :slight_smile:

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its not a good idea to ask for more beards during that dark age.

Devs are able to give you beards for female humans.

Give Female Humans the Warcraft 3 Necromancer Beard option :joy:

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I do not agree with you Uncle Fester.

:dracthyr_comfy_sip:

You’d rather we gave it to Female Blood/Void Elves? :slight_smile:

Now the war is started

I hope you are being sarcastic here.

Seriously though, why in the WORLD would anyone associate possessing a long beard with the “dark age”, the “patriarchy”, etc? Is Gandalf a wife beater with a toxic masculine character? Are all long-beard sporters in real life somehow more violent or a “threat to our democracy”? Since the dawn of time all cultures, all Human males, have had long beards, and for a fantasy setting with WIZARDS in it, it is unacceptable to still not have this option.

Especially when there have already been NPCs in WoW and WC3 with long beards. The technology is really not the issue here, there is nothing hard about making them. I made some myself in Blender, as you can see in the photos, so the only possible logical explanation is that they do this for ideological reasons.

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I think you didnt get me

Summer is over, Autumn is here,
Let us get ready for a new school year!
Grab your backpack, have no fear–

Seriously though, where’s my beard?

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HELOOOOOOOOU there

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General Kenobi!

Hi, do testosterone supplements help with beard growth?

It seems that female Eartheren got longer beards than human males now… Oh my :dracthyr_uwahh_animated:

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:slightly_smiling_face:

Its quite silly how this is STILL not a thing, the game is 20 years old!! :dracthyr_uwahh_animated:

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Preach! They just cannot be ignorant of such a deficit of beauty and glory!