Greetings, heroes of might and glory of Azeroth. This thread is made specifically for the Hordes of Noggenfogger, respectively.
I’m telling you right now. If you, including your friends/party/guild/acquaintance/everyone you FaceTime with in real life - EVER as much as look at me wrong in the Hillsbrad Foothills or Badlands…
I hereby swear upon Warchief Thrall, son of Durotan, and Arthas Menethil, the Crown Prince of Lordaeron… That I will invade Orgrimmar - and specifically demand the names of you and your co-conspirators, before I bring justice upon you all. Including those who ratted you out.
I have had enough of being ganked by skeletons and trolls in the forest while I’m doing my quests, pursuing and slaying beasts, and trying to maintain an honest living as an upright citizen of Azeroth.
By justice, I mean camping your dead corpse for hours until you hate the game for what is it, FOR WHAT YOU MADE IT BECOME. I have a scientifically proven thermal cup with ice cubes for my coca-cola, and I am ready to sit in my gaming chair for up to 8 hours at a time making your life miserable.
I’m known throughout Dalanaar as The Master of Pets, and The King of Pettiness. Consider this the first and final warning. Next time you’ll be back to retail playing a Pandaran race on a RP realm because you can’t cope with world PvP after I commit myself to destroy every single Horde there is.
Every action, every glorious hero slain… For The Alliance.
- This thread also goes to Alliance traitors who walk past fellow night elves, humans, gnomes and dwarves while they are being battered in the head by multiple hordes. If this behavior continues, I will have to consider going nomad, and only support Alliance for coin - and not from the centre of my heart.