[Leia is wondering why we keep responding to each other like this, since it’s gone beyond being funny, in her view]
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[explains about staying in-topic, thats why]
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[Explains how a long time ago, an old man received a mission from God, asking him to pick 8 cargo on the ground before a spooked brutosaur could destroy it and then climb a huge hill.
Once on top of the hill, he saw a Demon Hunter squeleton with a first sign, a burning bush and a bunch of LFR heroes rushing toward it to hide under its burning shade as well as an immaculate holy altar corresponding to God’s description, right beside a gang of racoon operating their own black market.
He kneeled in front of the altar and raised his head toward the sky, where he could see god’s face. God took out his sunglasses and said these holy words : " Way to fk up Samurai. We got a city to burn". Confused by God’s almighty wisdom, the man tossed this arcane sentence to the back of his head and received god 5 commandments :
1 : thy shall be faithful
2 : thy shall not forget to contribute to god’s official patreon page
3 : thy shall wash your hands twice a day
4 : thy shall forsake your forum traditions and received my gift of knowledge
5 : thy shall not use a whiteboard to make inflammatory false accusations for the sake of generating outrage.
(These commandments were sponsored by RAID Shadow Legends, click on the link below to receive an additional commandment !).
Imbued by this newfound knowledge of forum communication the man replied
[Gratefully recieve god’s grace and swear to spread his words to the uncultured masses. And the GD forum]
The man thus went on, traveling from thread to thread to share this gift and harvest any Zinan’thid he could find along the way.]
[Claims that this thread is but the successor of a long established tradition]
[Insisits that none of this was prepared ahead of time]
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[Laments that this man’s good mission is alas at an end - multiboxing botters are all over Nazjatar and there isn’t a leaf of Zin’anthid to be had for the poor, hardworking “real” players. Prophesies doom on us all]
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[needs another late-night forums dose]
[wanders into this magnificent topic again]
[hisses at gnomes and alliance members, but keeps their calm]
[goat people are fine though, they’re given a free pass]
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[Tries to remove heart from quoted post but fails. Mutters it was a fun and likeable song and not understanding poster’s intention…]
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[expresses how much he likes them!]
Never say never xD but i’m permitting that anything here is on topic B)
[sheds a tear]
Saying: “That was beautiful” 
[It has that effect xD]
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[posts gif of happy goats]
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[Gets joy from the wee goats]
[rants about having capped 2 alts likes for the day so far]
[blinks eyes and tells a story how Blizzard can do cool things too - like when transmogged weapons taking characteristics of original weapons like ‘whispering to the player’]
Here I am doing finally this quest for Mekkatorque’s pod. And I hear whispers… “I can taste the essence of your soul, it is sweet…” And I am like … “what”
I thought earlier that when I die and the line of “You will rest in Ny’alotha.” was Nzoths or game worlds… but its my weapon.
This whisper sounds so mesmerising, beautiful… And he has a lot of unique lines.
I will marry my weapon. I swear.
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War Mode is awesome! BfA is awesome! Turn off WM if you don’t want PvP.
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[Generic rant about why your wrong, continues to prove myself wrong]
[Generic forum celebration!]
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[rants about trust level and not having enough likes]
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[/cries with you]
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I’d give u a like, but y know… all out for 18 hrs 
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[same here xD]
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To the wescue!
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Oh my haha, love the name uwu 
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[off-topic]