Nothing beats our gnome mage friends too, ever been done properly by a gnome mage Sir?Ma’am? It’s the feeing of the feeling, the golden label sausage of all sausage. Fortunately for me i always played Alliance and smart enough not to have to endure that and i pick my friends and my ennemies very carefully.
Aww, he said his first words… Do you want some candy, my paperweight?
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Being a paperweight is less challenging that being a garden’s gnome 
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That gardens’ Gnome is on a paper or sth if you look at the picture carefully. But so far I discovered so many uses for a gnome! Paperweight-scarecrow-football-garden decoration… You gnomes should be proud 
Here! Have a lollipop 
Daily reminder that we are master race
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Well, you are at the very least useful. A goblin would demand payment for being a paperweight and a vulpera would shed its fur on my paper.
Gnome warlocks make me sad
Calm down lad, I’m much older than you 
WHAT? When I bought you on that shop as a paperweight, they told me you were brand new!
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He’s a little… defective I’m afraid. Ask Souldefiler.
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steamed gnome with whiskey sauce and summer vegetables…mmm…
you need to season the male ones properly as they can be a little bitter, honey roast can take care of that nicely…
people always hate the most powerfull races, #GnomeMasterRace
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Naah, freshly repainted 
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I accept only aged Bowmore 
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The best quest in the game, Gnomebliteration, wouldn’t exist without them. So they have my appreciation for that 
No! Leave my paperweight be
Ye, funny quest: I shouldn’t say that but I enjoyed it
My 1000th topic, I must say something smart… oh wait…
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Congrats! 
…yep, 1000 posts too late.
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For people who haven’t seen it, this is from the thread Sub-race names & templates tied to the new customization options.
Latest mock-up from Moira showing how sub-races of gnomes could look 
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