Gnomes Should Be Pets šŸÆ

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Not necessarily the playable race, but hunters should be able to tame gnooms so that they can go die in battle, over and over again.

but the way they should be able to tame them should be from a player, so you have their mog on the battle gnoom.

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Iā€™m sure thereā€™s a rule 34 for thatā€¦

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:eyes:

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a good laugh for this.

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We should also be able to tame vulperas then!

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Yes you can follow them :3

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How can I follow such little living being???

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You follow the cuteness :3

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Iā€™m not sensitive to ā€œā€ cuteness"" :stuck_out_tongue:

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This is the biggest clue we gnomes have ever given about what our true goals are.

We have a hidden workshop, an uniformed attire with two ranks, red and green. And supposedly a grand master in charge.

You all think itā€™s for gifts and happiness, in truth itā€™s for the Gnomepocalypse and world domination.

it is justā€¦ taking a little whileā€¦ yup, definitely the reason.
The main reactor of the gunship definitely didnā€™t blow-up or anything.
Did I say gunship? ehhhā€¦ of course I meant Sledge, their such similar words rightā€¦ right?

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Well, Gnomeregan canā€™t survive a couple of Howitzers fire!

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Who says the secret workshop is in Gnomeregan? Itā€™s definitely not in Gnomeregan.
If it was anywhere it would be the Ilse of Giants, nobody looks for Gnomes when surrounded by giants. Not that it is, obviously, hahahaā€¦ haā€¦ haā€¦ ā€¦ coughs

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Seeing as itā€™s underground, yes it can.

Youā€™d need a proper Bunker Buster dropped from a high altitude.

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Then more!! More howitzers !!! More More!!!

Iā€™m calling for a crusade!

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Ah crap, our one weakness.
You may best us this time, but you will never best ourā€¦ quirkiness??

What? Who wrote this?!

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Pets? Are you sure? If they all become pets, who will work the underground sweatshop in Silvermoon and make my affordable sandals?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzKHH4yVEAEdKXf.jpg

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Well, I guess gnomeā€™s IQ is not that high!

You got a point. When gnomes clean the head, itā€™s so sanitary and squared away that lady Liadrin herself is proud to go in there and take a dump! If they donā€™t, then weā€™re going to rely on vulperas and Iā€™m not sure they are reliable! :x

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Must have been one of the Mecha-gnomes, thereā€™s always bolts and cogs falling off of them

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I agree. I am nothing without a master telling me what to do.

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Gnomeregan Tannoy Announcement: Attention all residents of Gnomeregan, one of our prototype elf bots has had a malfunction! It is currently running around trying to cast the pet tame skill. Unit identification tag is Vintavia.

If you see this unit about do not approach it. Report the sighting immediately to one of the local guards.

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