Great game this

Dps: ”Listen, here’s what we’re gonna do: We’re gonna wait for Concentrated Flame to get two stacks, we’re gonna CC the healer, stun the dps and pop everything, trinket, essence, you name it. Do you have the bike trinket? Because that’s what I’m using.”

Healer: ”Well, yeah, but I’m a healer…”

Dps: ”Just trust me, okey? Equip it, and let’s go.”

Healer: ”Wait, you got the spike trinket? I have it aswell. Do you want me to use that too?”

Dps: ”Babe, you read my mind.”

Dps: ”Okey, let’s go. Remember the plan.”

Dps: ”Now go! Pop everything!”

Dps: ”Oh my, did you see those three tentacles spawn? Wow, look at that damage!”

Healer: ”Yeah, I saw it. Haha” :grin:

Healer: ”Oh, I noticed the two trinkets don’t share cooldown. That’s really good!”

Dps: ”Insane. Great stuff.”

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Bfa is the worst Arena Expansion ever

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I have a tentacles item but Its bad.
It say 2.1k over 10 seconds uWu.
:sob:.

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But they do share a cooldown and dps use breath now so :stuck_out_tongue: unrealistic :wink:

Corruption drastically changes how I play a match. If their healer plays tentacle with a caster, I’m forced to use mobility spells to get rid of it and then be denied uptime. Otherwise I can enjoy that juicy 220k dmg it produces.
Can’t Heroic Throw it because that isn’t strong enough to kill it.

Inb4 “your healer/dps partner can just get rid of it”, the answer is no, because usually that tentacle spawns 80yd away from them.

All of this stuff makes matchups I otherwise feel comfortable playing against a nightmare… and likewise when I pop my tentacle and I get an unexpected win.

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And then you learn to use defensives.

Nevermind, Argent Dawn alliance.

Hey, what do you have against Argent Dawn Alliance?

Nothing that Works jk much love cold

You’ve never been to Goldshire on Argent Dawn have you?

It’s the only reason to roll on Argent Dawn. It’s nice paying a hot night elf babe 1000 gold for a lapdance every once in a while.

Hahahaha that is Where the Fun begins

Imagine paying money a month to have some sexy pixels to look at.

I don’t have to imagine it, I do it on a monthly basis.

Yikes in 10 char

Worst expansion in general

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Is this an Argent Dawn thread now?

How long do u play bro I dont liked wod w but i liked gearing there pretty much ur right its the worst

So you do admit they’re sexy atleast

They are lul

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