Guild Recruitment whispers

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You can join my guild.

Requirements as follows:

  1. you must be me*

  2. you must be an alt of me*

  3. you must look exactly like me*

  4. you must sound exactly like me*

*exceptions will be made upon receipt of 5m gold

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Can I join please? I can be you! But only 3 nights a week.

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What if I was called “me” irl?

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24

Then technically you can join I suppose but I think you’d be better off having a word with you parents…

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25

Oh I did when I realised they were lazy and were going to name me the same regardless of whether I was a boy or girl.

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Neffy Clones!

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27

Been looking through my /w history, most are almost generic but this one stood out… not in a good way:

Hey, join today and don’t regret, guild name will change and we pug Shadowlands.

I mean, wait, what?

28

Shhh you’re giving my nefarious plan away!!!

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You’ve never seen a Dvorak keyboard then, because that’s what us pros use.

30

At least it’s funny and not just generic join social levelling guild spam :stuck_out_tongue:

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Indeed, it’s much better!!!

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32

That said the worst I got, was on my bankalt getting an invite to a furry guild.
Like I have a limit and it was reached with the uwu and owo speak in that.

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Meanwhile, some guilds are made of 1 player having a 10 alts :rofl:

34

Never understood why someone raiding mythic would whisper random people. The chance of finding someone interested and able, who is not already in a mythic guild is infinitesimal.

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I have a bank guild for all my alts, on Silvermoon and Draenor.

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Indeed I haven’t, only ever seen the setup for it in games and OSs.

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Some people do, had someone in early EP whisper me to join them for a trial when Mythic at the time was not a goal for me personally, much less being a guildmaster.
From experience you’ve a better chance by posting on the forums or whatever off-site site of choice.

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Remember when guild spam was nothing more than : -

“Join ‘Guild Name’ we have over 40 members as well as 3 bank tabs and a tabard”

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39

I feel personally attacked

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I’m very impressed with their size using the A to Z key as a measurement…

XD

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