Normally when reading these I’m like okay, yeah, you’re a mythic pushing guild like everyone else blah blah, you offer this and that, and then just get on with my day.
But once in a very long while you will receive one that really stands out above all the rest.
This happened to me with MadLab. You guys need to give your recruiter a promotion, because damn this had me in stitches and really brightened up my day.
https://i.imgur.com/kEprT3I.png
Sadly I had declined it before reading the whisper, so I hope they reach out to me again, because how could you say no to that.
Do you have any of your favourite guild recruitment messages to share?
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Pfft mythic raidin tryhards!
I offer something better! join for free cookies every saturday! we are progressing lfr and hope to get all bosses down before shadowlands
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But Sinaaki gives out free popcorn on community M+ runs - that gets my vote every time 
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See that stack of determination that goes up to 11?? That’s my stack 
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Omg you should be doing normal with that skill!
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POPCORN IS JUST SALTED CORN, I BRING OUT THE GOOD STUFF WITH CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!
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You mean you have a supply of old crafty hen English ale?? Decisions…
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Wish I could get fun whispers like that, alas all I get is generic whispers from the spam addons.
Well, only if you choose salted popcorn, there are plenty of flavours available, some people put butter on theirs (barbarians) and I like sugar or toffee. And now I’m off to make chocolate chip popcorn!
Anti-social guild not recruiting. No applicants will be considered. Socials not welcome. Don’t whisper for more info.
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That is also a spam addon whisper, they’ve just customised it considerably 
they won the special olympics. they should have mentioned this in their first whisper, i d instantly join.
sadly i only get bog standard, boring guild invite whispers.
…on second thought, i once got a whisper after i declined a random guild invite. they asked me if im ready for raiding tomorrow and stuff, which really freaked me out because i really went raiding the following day and i didnt know the persons saying that stuff to me and they didnt reply either. had serveral friends playing detective and it turned out it was just their guildinvite gimmicky scheme thingy.
that one special ad guild, just know, you freaked me out and ruined my evening cause i got a history with stalkers and got major flashbacks. 
im sensitive to that stuff, dont do that to me.
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Bear bias, kittens deserve hats too!
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Wait, people actually mass whisper others with recruitment messages? I just post in trade every few minutes and thought I was already spamming.
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You are… but it’s so drowned out by boost adds nobody notices any more! 
Just to make things clear, distance from A to Z on keyboard is rather small, doesnt matter what language keyboard u use.
Poor fellas.
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glad im not the only one who checked the distance. 
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Ah, jokes are always so much funnier when people explain the punchline.
