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Kraag’s Ode to Cactus Apples
In a desert land, where the sun beats down,
There lived a cactus, in a prickly crown.
With thorns so sharp, it stood tall and green,
Bearing fruit so tempting, a cactus apple serene.Oh, the cactus apple, a sight to behold,
But beware, my friend, for its story unfolds.
It’s a fruit that’s tasty, but it comes with a twist,
Chew it wrong, and you might just choke, I insist!A traveler wandered, parched and dry,
Spotting the cactus apple, he let out a cry.
He reached out eagerly, with hunger in his eyes,
Not knowing the danger that within it lies.Oh, the cactus apple, a sight to behold,
But beware, my friend, for its story unfolds.
It’s a fruit that’s tasty, but it comes with a twist,
Chew it wrong, and you might just choke, I insist!He took a bite, with careless delight,
The flavor was sweet, a heavenly bite.
But the seeds inside, oh, they caught him off guard,
His throat closed up, and it hit him hard!Oh, the cactus apple, a sight to behold,
But beware, my friend, for its story unfolds.
It’s a fruit that’s tasty, but it comes with a twist,
Chew it wrong, and you might just choke, I insist!He danced and he hopped, trying to dislodge,
That stubborn seed, like a vengeful dodge.
With watering eyes and a face turning red,
He regretted his greed, as he gasped for breath.Oh, the cactus apple, a sight to behold,
But beware, my friend, for its story unfolds.
It’s a fruit that’s tasty, but it comes with a twist,
Chew it wrong, and you might just choke, I insist!So remember, dear friends, when you spot that fruit,
Take small bites, don’t rush, no need to dispute.
The cactus apple’s charm can be a bit deceiving,
But with caution and care, enjoy its flavor worth believing!