[H-RP] The Lok'tar Pugilism Center - Opening Night!

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A notice would appear on all of the noticeboards in Orgrimmar and beyond! Everywhere that’s anywhere would have notices posted on any available surface, enough to be noticed and not be charged with littering! On it would be printed a message with a peculiar yet massive font!

People of the Horde! Fighters of all shapes and sizes!

The Cogburner Brothers and Co. are proud to present to You the Lok’tar Pugilism Center! An upcoming gym organised and maintained by experts and professionals! Interested? Or just wanting to see sweaty males AND females?! Well look no further than the second weekend of this month! The Opening Night of the Lok’tar Pugilism Center!

A sanctioned fight! Fists only, fifteen rounds in the ring, win by knockout or by points! Can YOU GO THE DISTANCE?! A big roster of fighters, pick your OWN fight! Weight Classes! Different Races! Winner takes it all!

Find Us or our Affiliates in Orgrimmar to sign up! All we need is Your name and Your weight! Everything else will be handled by Us!

The Community has shown interest! Be it as a joke or be it for real! WE DELIVERED ANYWAY!

The Opening Night will be on 15th of December in the Leatherworker’s Shop in the Drag! All may enter but only those who have registered can fight and get a chance to win it all!

To sign up on the forums, give us your something like this:

Name: Maxlle Cogburner
Race: Goblin
Weight Class: Light Weight
Insurance: No insurance

I hope to see all of you there so we can make this thing happen! Be it a one time thing or something more regular :smiley:

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Are you ready to RUMMBBLLLEEEEEE?!

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Time to :musical_note: play :musical_note: Hung Up :musical_note:

Looking forward to this!

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:eyes: :eyes: :eyes:

I am so ready to get hench :muscle:

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Providing forsakenlifting instructions to newbie pugilists.

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Will you be my girl friend for this? We enter with swagger.

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Yes, I will

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SICK SICK SICK SICK (yes this is a complete sentance)

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:milk_glass: drink ur milk boiz

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FIGHT MILK

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HELL YEAH, FIGHT MILK

Coming SOON™ in Lok’tar Pugilism Centers near YOU!

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The roster is FILLING up fast - if you want to fight, sign up on this thread!

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Leaked footage of the opening night

I can’t WAIT

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! BOYS AND GIRLS! LOVERS OF SPORT AND EXERCISE OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES! THE COGBURNER BROTHERS AND CO. WOULD LIKE TO REMIND -YOU-, THAT THE GRAND OPENING OF THE LOK’TAR PUGILISM CENTER WILL BE TAKING PLACE DURING THE 15TH OF DECEMBER! DOORS WILL BE OPENED AROUND 8PM REALM TIME! FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE!

As you can all see I can barely contain myself, I am SO excited for this madness!

Be sure to tell your friends, your enemies, your mother, father, sister, and brother! Tell everyone because we might make history!

Just a quick rundown of the activities during the evening:

CLASH OF THE CENTURY: Light Weight, Heavy Weight, Mid Weight Fighters going toe to toe in the Ring, fighting for the title of their Weight Class! The prize for the Winner will be 20 gold IC!

MUSCLE MELTDOWN: EVERYONE not content with their result can buy themselves back into the fight for 20 gold, therefore contributing to the ULTIMATE PRIZEPOOL! THE FINAL WINNER TAKES IT ALL, the Gold and the Title: High Warlord of Muscle Meltdown™ (Also “Chief” for marketing purposes)

BETTING BONANZA: Like with all Goblin events, this one too will be accompanied by betting, conducted by prestigious and trustworthy members of society! A good eye or a good nose might bring you the Victory Royale!

SOCIAL SATURDAY: Meet other passionate sports fans and betting enthusiasts during this HISTORICAL event! Snacks and drinks will be provided by the kind Cogburner Brothers and Co. and the entertainment is the FIGHTING! If YOU relish being social and having a good laugh, be sure to show up!

Thank all of you so much, who have followed this thread so far, and I hope we can provide you with a fun evening! And it doesn’t matter if the entirety of the Horde shows up or just my nan…

Because…

Mickey loves ya’!

See y’all at the event! :muscle: :muscle: :muscle:

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Here we go!

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Do sign me up for fighting if there’s still room!

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Always room! We’ll be glad to have YOU in the Ring instead of US!

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probably going to come but won’t get in the ring, who the hell would want to fight a homeless Cripple.

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I’d fight a homeless cripple

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Domp hear dat we no supposed to talk about dis.

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