We now have expansief-…expens-…español-…BIG LORE!
Kunk da first coal peon of da Union and Womp do very important work to warn peon friends of big bad birdmoose.
https://imgur.com/XI1bhCU
Womp fix, thank friend!
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https://imgur.com/XI1bhCU
There you go, mate.
This has the awesomeness of Alamo the durid teecher but with cool RP!
You give salt pork food, mebbe peon Drubb sign up!
Had fun interviewing Womp tonight! Look forward to talking to … eh I’ll probably get an -omp wrong: Tomp, Domp, Zomp and Kunk!
In the meantime here’s a preview of the coming article:
https://gyazo.com/e234224329cbb6fc56297bbd3e5f4eed
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Thurd fix title.
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Tomp not peon. Tomp grunt. But Domp and Womp and Kunk frends of Tomp. Birdmoose be bad and hurt frends! Birdmeeses brake maleboxes. Birdmeeses must be stopped.
Birdmoose is crinimal.
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Domp tell birdmoose to stop, cos it criminal scum and it violated da law. Domp also say dat it have to pay da fine or serve it sentence - and dat it stolen goods are now forfeit.
Domp no know what dat mean though.
Kump loves his former comerades, and wishes best for them…
Even he is now Gor’kamp Axefang
Sad to announce that the dreaded Birdmoose has murdered all of the peons, and has become an unstoppable force terrorising Orgrimmar. Local grunts have attempted to apprehend the fiend, but have found that yelling about the creature’s perceived lack of honour is doing little to stop it.
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Work work
Good luck ![:slight_smile:](https://d1bg94bbsh66ji.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/slight_smile.png?v=6" ":slight_smile:")
Why post so far down?! It need to go on da top. Womp do dis lifting one time because Womp back hurt so much from already carrying peon reputash-…repur…-…reeper…
Peon standuds because Domp run away!
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Hello you delightful orcs!
I hope you’re all working well! If your guild ever would like a chance for some work work, the Melody may need help with a task or two!
I look forward to potentially being in touch in the near future.
Keep working, you wonderful boys.
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Work work is da poop,
When wyvern poop it more work,
Why you say ‘NO MORE’?
-Burt, Father of Bort
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Tonight on the Miscellaneous Adventures of Womp and Domp:
We were sold loincloths by Dunk, which is like Zunk but not stupid like Zunk and almost tricked into building a house for the “needy” before our hero Bearan stepped in to stop our time and effort being wasted.
Also, Womp was assaulted by a member of
the Grim Gest so they’ve basically signed a death warrant at this point.
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Who put dis thread all da way down here? Domp gotta haul it to da top again!
Dis bad, almost as bad as when baddies break da mailbox and Domp and Womp have to fix. It have more spike now so it no get hurt so easy. Why baddies so bad? Why dey not be good and help out Warchief?
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I love everything about this. Especially the special little green guys.
Where Womp when Domp need him?! Domp gonna have to do all da work again!
Who even put da thread here? Why it no stay on top - Domp bet it baddie blue team dat keep putting peon thread at da bottom.
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Nobb finally met Gonk tonight. He say Nobb need bump this thread to join Union. Nobb replied me not that kind of orc, so Gonk poked me with pointy end of spike until Nobb changed his mind and said okey dokey.
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Master of shapes, packstrider and lord of the Hun- i mean, work.
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Domp no know wut Gonk do for all da trolls to like him so much. Domp guess being Peonchief hard work.
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