[H-RP/WorkWork] oRGriMMaR PEON uNIoN - IT PEON DAY! (Setp- Spe- Sept- Stempember 30th!)

FoREmaN zOg no liKe UniOn so wE no liKe FoREman zOg bACk! wE make NEW poSTers and get wURD out ther. Don’t tell Foreman Zog, dabu?
[H-RP/WorkWork] oRGriMMaR PEON uNIoN - aDvo- AdO- AvOcaDO peON rIghTs

Useful Links:
Peon (ONLY) Community: https://www.worldofwarcraft.com/invite/Ym3Y24S4XP?region=EU&faction=Horde
Orgrimmar Peon Union Discord: discord.gg/xtjcYv8 (Peon players only!)

Though simplistic and primitive in nature, the peon is the true hero of the Horde.
In times past, he has dutifully served the Horde above and beyond the call of duty, be it to mine gold, collect lumber, or build buildings.
The peon is not only the economic but also the functional backbone of the Horde. Without the peon there would be no Horde. In aeons past, peons have secured victory for the Horde by supporting entire war efforts, be it through building the headquarters, the pig farm, the peon bunker, the lumber mill, the barracks, the beast den, the voodoo hut, the tauren totem, repairing catapults or even raising the legendary Altar of the Storms, the peon is indubitably the most heroic personality of the Horde.

To tell you a little about our guild, though: We are the Orgrimmar Peon Union. Established by the smarter-than-average Gonk the Peon (affectionately dubbed Peonchief by precisely one sentient being throughout the entire existance - and by extension timelines - of Azeroth) we strive to provide our fellow peons with tools, social downtime, character development and basic peon worker rights (once we’ve understood what those words even mean)
Essentially, the guild exists for ‘funsies’ but despite this it is inhabited by veteran roleplayers who are RP instigators by nature and harbor the clear intent of providing the Horde with the most quality mostly-stupid-but-sometimes-smart peon RP possible.
As a rule, we are generally open to RP-PvE as well as RP-PvP collaboration but ask proposers of such to consider that the venues of their campaigns be accessible to level 1s as most peon RPers prefer to embrace the immersive RP aspect of the strong yet perfectly attackable and easily killable peon.

Despite the simple concept of a peon, we recommend that undertakers of this role generally be experienced roleplayers with clear intent and goal-oriented character development habits, as we will provide no events whatsoever, but rather plentiful creative RP through organic means.

If you have read this far, I kindly thank you for your attention span.
Should you, reader, be interested in joining the Orgrimmar Peon Union, please leave a note here or forward an ingame letter to Juniorpeon, Domp or Thurd.

An Argent Archives page will follow as soon as the Argent Archives staff endavours to take our profile applications seriously.

Dutiful regards,
-Gonk
-Womp
-Domp
-Thurd

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i would die for womp

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Womp is truly the hero the Horde needs right now.

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Work is da poop! NO MORE!

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Womp approve dis thread. Womp approve dis guild.

Is good.

2/2 would not count to 10.

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Hrah, it a new thread. Domp like.

Domp love you al- OW, okey-dokey, Domp get back to work! No get angry at Domp, Foreman Zog!

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Grandma approves of those very helpful tiny green men.

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Womp do da heavy lifting and put dis back on top or Foreman Zog gonna turn red with angry again!

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Da peons be in da snowy land (Northrend)!

We is here to help the Horde! (Although I will be absent tomorrow)

(Also I needed an excuse to bump this before the new forum system deletes it)

Da peons back to work-work in Orgrimmar now. Foreman Zog tell us we need make new wizzud room!

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No Simpleton will be able to understand this thread…

It’s on a new level of Intellectual

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Yus, Foreman Zog say you have to have very high eye-queue to understand Domp and Womp.

Womp think Foreman Zog know what he talking about, but Womp do not.

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Domp hear da stupidest people think dey very smart, and Domp no think he dat - so he must be da smarterest peon.

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Durrt approv–… appor–… Durrt like it!

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Please consider this for your union theme, Peons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-FPimCmbX8

:pray:

We need more burrows!

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Also spikes. More spikes make Horde gooder.

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If peon ever need burger, or burger work, come to Pumbo, yes!

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Domp hear a lot of people think Warchief bad and say mean things about her. Dis make Domp sad, why dey have to be mean? Warchief just do her job.

Domp think we all be friends and fight da baddie other team instead of other Horde.

WUT?!

Okey-dokey, Domp get back to work. Sorree Foreman Zog, Domp no mean to take break!

Gonna go make cart-wagon-thing for green stuff now, bye-bye friends!

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Womp have great plan to fix dis and make all be friends.

Step 1: We no yell bad things about Warchief

Step 2: We work as Horde to beat other team

Step-…

Wait, what come after 2 again?

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