<H- WPvP> A Gathering Of Cankers

Defias Brotherhood / Ravenholdt et al.
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A Gathering Of Cankers is a two hundred IQ WPvP guild.

Since Vanilla we have completely destroyed thirty seven thousand realms by simply disintegrating several times each expansion.

However in Classic we are taking our twisted strategy EVEN FURTHER. Creating the largest roster of ego driven maniacs ever to have ever populated a virtual world, we are insuring that Nayglum the (N)ever Present will have his recurrent psychotic break within DAYS.

With the fantastic invention of Discord, never before will guild members feel more intimated as Nayglum froths manically about spies making him want to pick up smoking once again. Persecution levels will explode as paranoia once more sweeps amongst the ranks. As always we will ask you to isolate yourself from Battlenet friends. If your mother plays Alliance, Nayglum once more asks you to disown your family and call 01425 22034579 for Child Protection Services.

EVENTS

With the unstable nature of the guild we’re unable to plan in advance, but having a secondary guild choice is classed as being quite prudent.

COMMUNITY

Like an American high school social hierarchy you are expected to group into small inter-factions within the guild, if only for self protection from the Nayglum, who often will steal your dinner money for new PCs.

So why not join up today? After all, we might be disbanded tomorrow!

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Keep crying Harryrotter. Say what you like about ABoG but at least none of its members had to lose its V to T. Bwhahahaha!

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This is pretty inaccurate thing to say. Made love to my mum’s expensive Chesterfield couch at least nine ½ years ago.

P.S:

The dude who created the topic isn’t me. But cheers for your consideration. I’d never make the fashion mistake of wearing a tiny little yellow hat with grey. I’m actually more offended by that than anything tbh :sweat_smile:

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https://worldofwarcraft.com/en-gb/character/eu/argent-dawn/lightprĂ­de/collections/pets?collected

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Exquisite collections Elron.

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Dunno why you have to drag me into it (We all know who T is!)

My love life is none of your concern

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It’s all true.

T does stand for Transformers.

I dated Optimus Prime for several months, until he discovered that I had a threesome with Bumblebee and Ironhide during the war for Cybertron.

I’m not proud of my actions. I’ve grown and learnt to love myself a little bit more since then.

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The amount of people posting on their alts, yikes what a joke lmao.

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It’s to totally ensure our air tight anonymity Tzuyuqt. -Looks around nervously-

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lol lmao xD

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I will slap you xd

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Why would an almost 40 year old bother with such a pathetic post.

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Ikr?

He’s such a scamp.

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