Hail deto bringer of bum™

A little gnome yells some meters away from you.
she looks like a rogue. Wearing two daggers, and a very crude, barbaric looking leather armor. She wears a tribal mask and looks with wide open green eyes direct into yours.

DETO™! BRINGER OF BIG BOOM WILL SOON RETURN TO OUR WORLD!

HIS GREAT NATION!
Jaz clear her throat

DETONATION
WILL FORM A CONCLAVE TO PREPARE HIS MIGHT RETURN WITH GREAT BÄNG™!

IN FIRST PHASE!
HE WISHES TO UNITE 4!
I REPEAT 4!

SHADOW PRIESTS!

WILLED TO BRING SUFFERING TO DETONATION ENEMIES TO QUENCH HIS HIGH DEMANDS!

ME, AS SPEAKER OF HIS GREAT NATION WILL LEAD YOU OUT OF DAMNATION BROUGHT BY BIG BUM™

JAZ, SPEAKER OF DETONATION OBEYS HIS COMMANDS!

HAIL DETO BRINGER OF BUM.

How do you respond?

OOC: To explain Jaz:

Jaz was very young as she lost her family in the GNOMEREGAN - INCIDENT™
So a friend of her family, a dwarfen blacksmith, took care of her. He was very proud of his profession, so he wanted Jaz to follow him into his steps, but Jaz was too weak, to handle his heavy tools. The only thing she loved, was the spark and heat of the forge, and the loud sound when her foster-father worked out fine swords and axes for the troops in Redridge.

Jaz has a brave heart, a swift reaction and a agile mind. She was very nifty. But she failed to get the hammer up so hard she even tried. Someday she was asked, what she want to become some day. She immediately yelled out: WARRIOR!

all laugh.

“Never you will be able to swing a sword or even a axe!”
“YOU EVEN FAIL TO LIFT THE BLACKSMITH HAMMER!”.

Jaz was angry and ran away. She made the decision never to come back again.

She went far away.

----> she will tell you … if you ask her.

*I distinct beween /say /yell & group chat, global

If you like to do some Jazxperiments.

Feel free to whisper /w Jaz

Jaz is 50 and has can lift a shield if necessary.

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I love everything about this.

Alliance, ya’ll missing out if you don’t invite this one to everything.

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IF YOU SEE ME IN UNGORO …

I LIKE HORDE.

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