Why would anyone join a blood cult in the first place? They are so boring & useless.
Mira was a chosen member of a really big one, yet she never received the promised UNLIMITED POWAH (& rice pudding)… Oh, and the All-powerful Blood God was actually just a giant alien worm, who got easily crushed by a small group of pesky mortals.
I don’t need these weak gods anymore because I have THIS:
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