Headcanon 2: Electric Boogaloo

Paper currency needs to be issued and backed by a bank. This could be several banks, each having their own currency (as was the case in real life for centuries), or there could be a single central bank: I seem to recall there was a Bank of Kezan in the starting zone, though that may well be just one of many.

At any rate, I don’t see how paper money could come into circulation without someone (a bank or some other big lender, even a cartel) backing it; and at that point, they would have a strong incentive to crack down on any counterfeiters.

Elves never know what darkness is like. Even with them being firmly shut, their glowing eyes still bathe their optic nerves in a constant glow.

Elves probably also don’t sleep very deeply.

(Only semi serious, but definitely something I’ve thought about more than once!)

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To put it simply. Girana is right, Blood Elf/Sin’dorei is a cultural and political stance. There is no biological differences between h/belves.

Disagree. I heard High Elves are well endowed.

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Look all i’m saying is it’s fake news, they have peepees like a dwarf’s thumb in a bush.

I’ll have do some research and get back to you on this. Maybe I can use you as a case study???

Let me know

A-akamito-san…

:flushed:

Fanfic writing intensifies

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If they were, why do all the ladies go for humans?

They’re too well endowed.

Yeah, the reason for Silvermoon’s economic stagnancy is there’s no market for three legged trousers in the horde.

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It’s true, Void Elves fled the land from sheer intimidation or economic despair.

Headcanon: elves can’t grow body (or facial) hair.

This seems to apply less and less as Elves devolve further from Highborne. Night Elves have a lot more, but High Elves still have trouble maintaining even a goatee.

Druids also have even more, including big, lustrous beards.

The greatest hit Silvermoon took after they left the Alliance was the lack of body hair imports from Ironforge.

The body hair economy collapsed and has never recovered.

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Factually incorrect given void elves have goatees, so does Lor’themar, and Anasterian was described having a great long beard while fighting Arthas.

Void Elves have micro-tentacles in place of hair.

Lor’themar is wearing a fake beard made from Dwarf hair. Why do you think he keeps flirting with returning to the Alliance?

Do tell.

Afaik, he only did that in MoP and hasn’t considered it since.

In ten characters.

In more character.

In what source? Sounds like Elvish propaganda.

Can you imagine a High Elf with a long, flowing beard? Seriously?