trust me, you don’t wanna go there.
Spines did once, and he no longer comes around here out of sheer embarrassment.
this priest is an alt - he has done exactly 1 raid in ST, as a dispel bot.
my main is shaman and he is tank, tank parses are a meme and even then my parses are decent on him - mostly purples, and that’s without even trying.
i got actual vanilla enhancement parses to show off that i worked up to world best levels back in 2019 just for occasions like this, if you really insist.
past two weeks of raids on my main have not been logged, but i can assure you i have done both heat 1 and 2.
heat 3 remains out of reach due to guildies not having the FR they need to go.
“you parses are bad”
“i don’t care about parses because i pvp”
ok andy.
the only reason i called out that other dude was because he gets on someone else’s case about “green parses” while refusing to show his own… surely a mega parser would have no problem prostrating his pinks around for all to see?
likely the reason he doesn’t want to show his parses is because he too has greens.
that is called hypocrisy, and i can’t stand hypocrites.
feel free to have a look around whichever raid you want to find my lowest parse on, on my actual sweat shaman from 2019.
here’s nax.
https://classic.warcraftlogs.com/character/eu/gandling/zmugzmug?zone=1006
and here’s one from zg that includes a world best.
https://classic.warcraftlogs.com/character/eu/gandling/zmugzmug?zone=1003#partition=3
i could do this again, but i’ve had my fair share of the toxic environment that comes with parsing.
now let me hear no more about parses out of you, andy.