đŸ–„ Help WoW to get new honest loading screen tips!

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unless youre a WW monk

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Help, i’m kept as prisoner in Bliz studios!

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Chats in /g are not monitored by Blizzard and entirely up to the Guild Master and his officers.

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Ok, I just remembered the most important hint:
Exploit early, exploit often!

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We are sorry about the corruptions. We don’t know what we were thinking. Our bad, oops.

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Any question you may have, any obstacle you may face, always remember: Mechanization is the answer.

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SO can mechanize gnomes until theyre blindly loyal robots? nice!

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Writing suggestions on the European forums will not matter because the developers don’t read them, only the American one is considered.

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Please remember to sub again next month, We really want to be mentioned before Candy Crush in the next Activision shareholders meeting. PLEASE

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Transmog that would be the best fit for your character is always the wrong armor type.

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Want to farm the cool looking mount from Sha of Anger? Don’t bother. You have more chance of winning the lottery.

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It doesn’t matter what covenant you pick. The other one will look better afterwords anyway.

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If we don’t introduce new system every patch we don’t get to use office toilets for the rest of it :flushed:

Mobility. Being paladin. Choose one :v:

There may be hidden pvp scaling, explanations however bring only confusion :thinking:

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You need at least 3 websites to play this game.

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I was supposed to come up with something clever. But I’m just not getting paid enough for this.

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“No one has seen Turalyon and Alleria in ages, and now we wish it had stayed that way”

“If you find yourself walking through green fields with the sun in your face, do not be alarmed, just get back to the basement and log on, you’re a gamer damnit”

“Don’t stand in the fire. Or Hydrochloric acid, neither is good”

“Smile early and often, and watch how long it takes you to get Sectioned”

“If you never want to hear from another player again, you can put them on ignore, you can always change your mind later, but you’ll probably have forgotten by then.”

“If you really don’t want to hear from another player again, we know a guy, leave a brown paper bag full of banknotes outside the Red Dog pub in Glasgow and the name of your target, Be warned: Big Dougie is thorough, you can’t change your mind later”

“Charging ‘Skyclad’ into battle, like the ancient Celts is rarely a winning move at level 1”

“Be nice to people, some of them will be nice back!”

“Enjoy all things in moderation, Even World of Warcraft! Not Jaegermeister though, just go nuts with that devil juice”

“Enjoy time with your friends in World of Warcraft, but also remember to spend time with them outside of the game too
Wait, no, don’t do that, not right now
bad timing, baaad timing”

“If you are having trouble finding something in a city, why not ask a guard? They can tell you where to find things and mark it on your map, unless you’re the 756th person to ask them that day, in which case they might just send you to the afterlife instead”

Tried to base as many of those on existing Loading screen tips as possible
:stuck_out_tongue:

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Also related to “Having trouble finding
”:

Having trouble finding a mailbox? Don’t worry, we have marked it for you with 13 dosen of giant mammoths.

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Its always better to swallow than spit it stops spreading germs.(talking about the up coming plague event )

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I don’t care what you people say, I’ll never swallow my toothpaste.

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Don’t forget to check every possible mailbox on Azeroth - might contain a mount.

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