[H/N RP] The Dust Devils - Back in business-ish!

SKILLED! COURAGEOUS! EVER VIGILANT! Leaping into action, the Dust Devils hurtle to the rescue - their ongoing mission?! To protect Azeroth from the diabolical forces of evil!

Fighting for freedom wherever there’s trouble; from the darkest depths of the ocean to the furthest reaches of outer space; whether they’re up against the lowliest hired henchman or the deadliest doomsday machines, there’s no supervillain too small, no bad guy too big for the Dust Devils and friends to overcome!

Though the free world faces many perils; though the forces of darkness dwell in every shadow; the good people of our planet need never fear - for wherever villainy strikes, so the Dust Devils shall be there to strike right back with the power of truth, justice and the Azerothian way!

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, if you’re looking for heroes to fight the good fight, then look no further than the Dust Devils: action adventure, justice forever!

THE INTRO:

HELLO AGAIN GAMERS!

Guess who survived the most gruelling working year of their entire life - and came out the other side balder, older and more broken than ever before?!

That’s right, it’s this guy! Thanks to the ever increasing demands of the modern workplace, I’ve barely slept in months - which probably explains why I’m here against all advice to once again advertise my award winning roleplay guild!

(the category was: “Guild just too stubborn to disband”)

Now yes, most folks might look at the fact we haven’t had a recruit in months and take that as a cue to call it a day - but the writing on the wall wont stop me, because I can’t read! So without further a do, here’s our brand spanking new post, refreshed and updated for the all of three people who still frequent these forums/play this rapidly collapsing videogame!

THE STORY:

We’re a gang of daring do-gooders; the heroes Azeroth never knew it needed, who bravely do battle with the B-list badguys it’s never even heard of!

Be they the armoured enforcers of Azero-Dex Incorporated, the loyalist legions of the Hillsbrad 13th, or the murderous medics of Serenity Falls - while professional soldiers of Horde and Alliance heroically hold back the primalists, so Kaitylinn’s crew fearlessly fight off these far less renown but no less deadly villains waiting in the wings, before they can burst out and seize the world for themselves!

Whether we’re mangling their giant monsters or sabotaging their superweapons; from the southernmost sea of Pandaria to the most northern peak of Northrend and beyond; if it’s too outrageous for anyone else to handle, in go the Dust Devils!

THE REST:

And we’re now back in business; both for signed up guild members, and for anyone else who might want to hang around with us!

Any race, any class, and now any faction! After a year long hiatus, we’re now back to a slightly altered schedule of just the one event a week (real life hasn’t been quite that kind to me, alas!) - so whether you’re red side or blue, so long as you’re willing to give the badguys a bloody nose and fight the good fight once every seven days or so, we’re happy to have you along for the ride!

Just whisper me on Kaitylinn in game, and with luck, we’ll see you out in the field!

Peace out, AD!

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if you ever wanted to play with a real life celebrity then Dust Devils is probably your best chance.

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I’ve been waiting for the dust devils to return.
Can’t wait to attend One of your events Kait!

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Have you decided on which day that is?

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Hey-!

At the moment, we’re looking at Sunday (at least for this week!); but that might change depending on how people feel/what works best for them in future! :smiley:

Suppose a welcome back is in order! :grin:

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Out of context spoilers for the Dust Devils current whereabouts:

(Please send help)

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If you really want to join a fun-loving Guild that bends lore with gigastrenght for the sake of entertaining RP than I can highly recommend this guild!
I wish Kait and gang all the best with the upcoming events!

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OH NO THE DUST DEVILS ARE GOING TO THE BACKROOMS?!
(Just kidding. Can’t wait to know what’s in store :eyes: )

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Nothing bad will happen as Kaity’s portal-gun always works as intended!

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Just remember to secure your valuables and keep your arms inside the portal vortex at all times

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Hobbling forth, the curious little bird’s head tilts - twitching to one side, then the other, beadily inspecting the prize before him.

A mass of sunburned roadkill; a goat by the looks of things, strung out aside the desert road - not quite as fresh as he might have liked, but still well within the realms of edibility.

With a cautious flick of the head, seeing off any potential rivals to the forthcoming luncheon, the satisfied critter finally buries his beak into the mangled flesh -

Crack!

A brilliant, red flash; the bird is no more. Only two smoking stumps remain, talons still clinging to the steaming corpse

Looming over the scene; its jagged outline jet black against the early sun, the figure stood tall, and calm - as if utterly oblivious to the patch of devastation wrought by its arrival

“Such a pity…”

It spoke; kneeling upon haunched legs, running a bladed claw with surprising affection through the matted fur of the fallen goat

“But not to worry, dear…”

It smiled

“Mother shall be with us, so very soon…”

Here and there across Azeroth, little patches of flame erupted from the soil - and so stepped forth yet another haunched, solitary figure, each one pausing a moment, before slithering into the shadows…

So yesterday I unlocked the red draenei skin, and I cannot be held legally responsible for what comes next.

…I can however apologise in advance

Quick bump!

If you haven’t seen us in a while it’s because IRL has kicked our backsides the Dust Devils find themselves wading through the frozen north tracking a trail of dead bodies with missing faces - you know, family friendly action adventure!

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Kaitylinn is an optimistically wonderfully enthusiastic dm who has hosted a few events for us, your chaos always puts a smile on my face. Those who join are in for a treat

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I can’t believe I didn’t say hello yet! Welcome, queen. Sorry about shoving you into an urn and making you think I was an evil spooky voice. Had to do to to save a bro. Hope you get it.

“Be careful what you wish for!'” may be the oldest rule in the book, but it never stopped the Dust Devils because none of us can read!

…Which is why we’re all now trapped in an otherworldly time loop and one of us is a Scourge warlord.

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