Welcome to RENT-A-PALADIN for your mythic raiding needs!
RENT-A-PALADIN is rapidiously recaptiualize standardized internal or “organic” sources using collaboratively maximize value-added systems to monotonectally supply premier methods of empowerment by rapidiously re-engineer worldwide paradigms compellingly provide access to cloud-based leadership skills professionally pontificate fungible paradigms. Together we intrinsically integrate out-of-the-box leadership by giving you !@#$ product that you eventually buy because of the glowy armor!
This latest creation is named qerub#2649 and he’s todays greatest offer from RENT-A-PALADIN.
BFA:
8/8HC
4/8M
Paladin Logs are ofcourse available, or just wowlogs my name. New wow forums don’t let you post links.
This paladin is looking for:
- Horde mythic raiding guild (pref)
- 3-4 days a week
- Progress is fun for him
- Minimum 4/8 right now
- Normal raiding-times to minimize risk for self imploding
He comes with:
- Soldier mindset - you point, he does!
- Active in m+ teams that need healing
- Full professions, always flasking, well fed and using battle potions
- Our best memory bank included of previous encounters, so he has alot of exp!
- A very sad chunk of humor making kids these days feel relevant and fun!
- Strong raiding friends that want to join too! Not must for recruitment, but for future raids maybe? (Monk tank, DK, Ench shaman)
He is a raider that shows up and does his job. He rarely speaks, feeds himself, and doesnt die in fire or spread horrible ancient diseases to friends nereby (see what we did there?).
This model comes with voice-coms, a superstrong computer and 500/500 net.
So act now, call your nearest RENT-A-PALADIN and see what we can offer your raiding team in a near future!
NO WARRANTY IF BROKEN, DO NOT DROP, YOU PAY REPAIR-COSTS, MUST BE FEED BY GUILD OR RISK OF DYING INCREASED WITH 260%, DONT TOUCH EARS OR RISK FOR EXPLOSION MIGHT ACCUR, BATTERIES FOR GLOWY ARMOR NOT INCLUDED, BATTERIES SOLD SEPERATLY, MIGHT BE SENSETIVE TO OLD LADYS AND STRANGE OLDMAN NOICES, SHIPPING VARIED DEPENDING ON YOUR LOCATION
pew pew haaa look at that glowly lazers kids! Get your Qerub today!
qerub#2649