Find a new names for your abilities based on how they feel to you.
I begin:
Charge - A Attempt at Sprinting.
Heroic leap - A Rarely successful jump
Fae Transfusion => Placeholder Ability
Lighting Shield => Sparkling tickle balls
Feral Spirit => 1.5 second timeout
Oh this is fun.
Maul - 404 Error Not Found
Swipe - Gentle Caress
Mangle - Cuddle
Death Coil - Snotball
Actually laughed on this one.
I add:
Typhoon - Gentle breeze
Lava Burst - High pressure diarrhea
Rampage - noodle attack barrage
Recklessness - AAAAAAAAAA
Heroic leap - Yeet
Execute - Big smacc
Enraged regeneration - HP yoinker
Agony - Mild Discomfart
Demonbolr - water splash
Heroic Leap - CBA to call my mount Leap // Cowardly Leap (PvP version)
Flash Heal - Step away from the aoe pls
Detection - SWIRLY BALL!
For monk:
Disable = Hamstring Lite
Touch of Death = Touch of Deletion
Paralysis = Glowing Porcupine
Flying Serpant Kick = Flying Style Stomp
Storm, Earth and Fire = Scattered, Eratic and Frantic
Essence Font = Weeeeeeeeeee
Bonus: Keefer’s Skyreach = Keefer’s Deathcharge
Arcane Missiles - Machinegun Fire
Evocation - Gift of the Gods
Invisibility - Nopenopenopenope
Blink - Minor Bump in the Road Detector
Call Pet - Summon Meat Shield
Disengage - Mob Puller mkII
Feign Death - Nopenopenopenope
Steady Shot - I am out of focus Shot
Avenging Wrath - By the Power of Grayskull!
Hammer of Justice - BONK!
Divine Shield - Time to Go Home
Lay on Hands - Ley Lay are you sure it’s not Ley? on Hands like, are you 100% sure it’s not Ley?
Power Word: Shield - You cannot cast this on a target with Weakened Soul
Holy Word: Chastice - incapacitate a target for a global cooldown
Shadow Word: Death - Ow, Ouch, Ow, My Bones!
Atonement - People Should Read Tooltips
Travel Form - Life is Great When You’re a Druid
Moonfire - Spam to Win
Sunfire - Moonfire’s lesser known brother
Prowl - I’m a Rogue Now
Convoke > Russian roulette
Mana Tea => Mana Tea Spoon
Yu’lon, the Jade Serpent => Yu’lon, the Mana Devourer
Life Cocoon => Mana Cocoon
Soothing Mist => Accurate name, it soothes cause healing it ain’t
Vivify => Mana Burnify
Enveloping Mist => Enveloping Mana
Essence Font => Mana Font
Renewing Mist => Renewing Mana
Refreshing Jade Wind => Mana-Eating Jade Wind
Weapons of Order => Weapons of Oomrder
Cheap shot > short stun
Kidney shot > big boy expensive stun
Vanish > Time to GTFO / use your one means of survival for more damage!!!
Evasion > Dodge for a small-time span
Cloak > cheese magic damage mechanics
Cheat death > Pass go collect 200 for failing a mechanic
Sprint > fast boi
Shiv > Cleanse enrage / slow casting
Blade flurry > Aoe for doing ST rotation
Vendetta > Hit this guy harder
Shadowblades > 2 for the price of 1
Wound poison > reduce his healing
Numbing poison > slow his casting
Deadly poison / instant poison > does more damage than the other poisons
Blind >Use important CC the important mob/player
feint > reduce damage on very due to happen mechanic
Leap of Faith -> The Repositioner of Stupid People, or “If even a raid warning won’t make them stop killing themselves, this might”.
Power Word: Fortitude -> Meaningless But Somehow Mandatory
Renew -> No. (Alternatively, “Bad Priest Detector”)
Guardian Spirit -> Grip Didn’t Work, Huh?
Mind Control -> Torghast Helper 5000
Shackle Undead -> Shackle Nothing, Oops! All Humanoids
Flash Concentration -> Goodbye Most Spells
Circle of Healing -> I Forgot It Again
Prayer of Mending -> Pull Already, Sick of Upholding 10 Stacks on Both Tanks
Mind Soothe -> Argument Starter (because other classes haven’t bothered looking at what it does and its animation looks like a freaking Sap, confusing everyone)
Smite -> I’m Not Afk I Swear, Look!
Holy Word: Chastise (talented) -> Wtf Just Stunned Me? HOW?! That Priest is Hacking!!1!
Paladin “Divine Shield” - Mountain Leap Protector
Ring of Peace —> Safe-Space
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