How to get an in game boyfriend?

I’d insert a Jean Luc Picard facepalm if I could. But since I Immanuel Kant, just imagine me shaking my head wondering why I don’t have a male harem despite all my fabulousness and talent. They’re all scared of me or simply can’t cope. :unamused:

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squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…

Although no Popcorn Tina…

Luckily for you that can be arranged! :popcorn:

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Aww nevermind, I’ll gladly bear the burden of the forum harem owner.

But if you should ever gain a few admirers…

HAREM BATTLE ROYALE!!

Don’t bother, girls or dudes but sorry from my experience, especially girls are all talk and giggles but when it comes to their reliance it’s :poop: in general.

I know i am probably the only one that have had this experience. But you’ll understand me completely when you like helping others for years and years on end in this game.

Only to be let down by those you helped to only help you once then never ever again come back to you again after that. Even when they told you numerous times they would wanna help you anytime you want, not just 1 time then **** off forever.

You’d rather not want anyone helping you at all then.

And don’t even give me the guild advise. It’s the same crap i experience in there.

Your own Freedom is better than constant dissapointments of others.

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This topic is pretty much

“Hi, I exist, boyfriend?”

and it could go for 700 replies, carried by others, without the OP ever saying more than the original post.

It’s not about the OP anymore in that case… more about how big a simp harem each female character builds, how many rotten fish or flesh Sinaaki eats, the number of swedish meatballs Frizzle cooks up for us to keep the non-related but funny chat going, the random kitty Schmuse throws in after a feral druid’s post 'cause why not, a single serious reply to the original post, the famous Goldshire mailbox, and you, reading this meaningless wall of text.

But obviously, the best part is meatballs. And a bag of popcorn. :popcorn:

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jezus i missed so much by not reading this topic.

can i join in ?

im looking for big tiddy goth trap … for various purposes

how to find one in game ? :wink:

help me forums !

i know right ?

you expect them to heal m+ and they are like - “no i wanna collect pets”

so unreliable in game :wink:

We need more popcorn!

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Wrong, they are just dishonest everytime about their actual on goings and let over credulousness from my actions from them get them too much carried away.

This is the problem i have experienced with players in this game from actions towards helping, none of them ever wanna be honest and tell me they really can’t live up to their numerous words in actions more than once!

It’s like a Girl that has to do tons of Work with their Guildies such as Raid Event or Similar. Then i help them and tell me they really appreciated i helped them and will definitely wanna help me again if i need it.

The time comes, they come back to help me first time.

The second time comes:

awkard silence

The girl never comes to help me again and i am just like '‘why did even i bother believeing their words once again…’'

They could avoid me these let downs by simply telling me their actual things they are going through in their position or irl. But they never do and thats why i am tired of people’s words.

Also i know it’s the internet, but selfishness from getting too carried away from over credulousness. Can only be acceptable to go through so many times until you just get fed up of it.

wait were you trying to hook up by carrying her ?

thats desperate mate

girls can smell dsperation like this from miles away ^^

should have treated her like Chad would - not simping like you did ^^

I really hope your trolling because you clearly didn’t get the right impression from what i said.

I simply provided an example of what my experiences helping others, even if it is girl is. Is always like. It dosen’t mean ***shi of what you thought.

It’s about their Words never being translated into their actions because of dishonesty.

Or you confused desperate attempt for affection with my example, which was just wrong man -.-

I hate i had to clarify this but you got the wrong impression completely.

I have a confession to make…
They’re store bought!
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Minds me of a couple of guys I’ve been raiding with during BC and WotLK, who left their guild because the GM was a choleric rage raid lead in teamspeak. Even offered them refugee in my own guild just for them to leave and take a couple of my own guild members with them.

Minds me of those two blokes I helped out in BfA M+. Always summoned them too because they were too lazy to fly to a single instance. Even joined their com and helped their twinks levelling just to be left behind with SL launch.

Minds me of some blokes I helped gearing and getting accustomed to Dungeon gameplay in SL when they had absolutely no clue about it. Even sponsored flasks and enchants, gave one of them the chance to tank in my raid and kept him despite his epic movement fails just to be introduced to their unreliable attitude regarding raid responsibilities. They switched to horde and left me back with a com raid we put up together and which was falling apart afterwards.

Minds me of…

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Here we got someone who got the right impression of what i said and shares the feeling of constant of others words of numerous dissapointment in actions.

:+1: :+1:

Well, yes but indifferent to your description, my cases were all male and I’m female, so… could flip that coin easily.

And I don’t even want to talk about the awkward moves some male players make towards female players. Like, trying to impress them by bragging about how they are raid assist in MY raid promising girls to get a spot in the next raid ID and end cooperation with me because I refuse to integrate a low item level char with green (!) gear to increase someone’s flirt chances.

(I got banned from their raid TS afterwards…)

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Yeah it was a different description, but i also did say girls or dudes, meaning either. But still your experiences are not from mine therefore i feel like they are not far from being similiar. It’s just with dudes instead ofcourse.

Also yikes, next level of Pathetic Attention Desperateness those dudes. They really need psychologist irl help badly.

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Problem is that some still deem the gaming world exclusive male territory. And the average bro-talk in groups and raids confirms it. Plus a lot of guys probably don’t have much experience with women at all. Not sure how many women feel like that’s a proper pre-condition to date in the first place lol.