How to survive the zombie apocalypse

I feel like this mindset in this current day and age is incredibly unhealthy.

Killing people because they chose to join the ranks of superior creatures? And then the phrase “die slowly as you turn” which is incredibly hurtful to the forsaken. This all seems quite hostile, but then again, you are an alliance human paladin, so that kind of prejudice is to be expected.

If I want to get infected and continue living as a mindless zombie, perhaps you should just let me? Isn’t it my constitutional right or something?

I personally am #ProZombie and support everybody who wants to join our cause!

Obviously we won’t do any harm, except a few black sheep that will most likely attack everybody on sight, but those aren’t real Scourge Zombies anyway, they’ve not read the memo about how eating brains increases your cholesterol to dangerous levels.

We just want our “voice” to be heard, even if said voice only consists out of growling and grunting due to rotten vocal chords!

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