How to survive the zombie apocalypse

Well, there is the cookies tenderiser rolling pin, and two versions of frying pans…I might be able to come bang away dual wielding bacon butty makers, give or take the class/weapon combo.

And considering they HAVE a worlds end tavern…they really do need that cricket bat shaped transmog, at the very least… Or have a word with the musicians to get a wow version if ‘don’t stop me now’ done.

Porta keg and pony keg welcome?

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Rule #1

Cardio.

no u do like in walking dead u push the person u hate moust in to the zombies so u have time to flee while they aggro him.

Or do what I will do…avoid until it goes, just like I did the 1st time.

Of course, but i am not going to reveal my plan in here in case of zombies read it. All i can say it includes phonebook, twins and 3 bags of liqourice shoelaces.

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You don’t get it convict this isn’t just gonna blow over the scourge will consume us all if we don’t act as one!

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I like it, it sounds intricate and mental enough to actually work.

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BS, i Have survived countless fight over the scourge and two undercity fight, I say i stand a better chance if i sacrifice some i don’t want and don’t like. After you.

I have sacrificed everything!

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Masked batman girl , catwoman ? Check … * Look like you sacrificed all true, however our friend here didn’t !

/*e Cut TS leg and let him bleed for the zombies.

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“So… what’s the plan?”
Right. We take Turalyons Vindicaar. Drive over to Orgrimmar. We go in, take care of the ghouls. Grab Baine, go over to Thalyssras place. Hole up, have a nice glass of Arcwine and wait for all this to blow over.

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How do you mean?

Pretty sure that is supposed to prevent the infection from traveling to every point in Azeroth and beyond. Just imagine Outland and Draenor getting infected.

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Boralus got infected. So did Northend. I don’t know if it spread there via infected crates etc. or if someone travelled there with boat and spread the plague.

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Northrend isn’t hard as icecrown is infected. I’m not sure but it’s possible that most if not all capitals were attacked when patch went live.

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probably the boat.
remember the blood plague?
there were hunters that delibrately infected their pets and put them away to carry the plague and poped them out again in the cites.
the blood plague is still studdied to this day, by the science folks that look at epedemics ect.

tho my question is, can only AD priest NPCs cure it this time round?
last time, i think any healer could cast a spell that cured deseases to remove it.
maybe i should go in and start purging the infection XD

hope i can get a plague doctor outfit for the effort XD would look so cool in that

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You wouldn’t know where the closest zombies to Light’s Hope Chapel are, would you? Asking for research purposes.

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If i recall right at start you were able to cure it with spells that cure diseases BUT at first days it worked instantly and then it got worse it resisted so sometimes you had to cleanse like 7-10 times before it left.

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Radi beat me to it but although we were nice and infection free in Zuldazar, I could not say the same for Boralus, it was full of zombies.

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well…just back after multiple kicks from the ptr.

the blurb said they are now supposed to be in ‘week 2’ acording to the blue post, and it now takes 60s to turn, and no, my priestly cure spell of ‘purify’ does NOT clense the corruption infection…

sighs

zombies are a bit too powerfull, compared to the last time.
it feels less an invasion and more of a cull.

i feel like there should be some way to purchace ether a special item that can let you ignore this (like was done in another game when they had zombies, a game that is not fantasy but scifi)
or a toolkit to buy from the argents that lets you cure infection, has unlimited use on players.

last time, we formed up, created triage spots. the RP realms especialy, played into it with healers standing outside towns and hubs, offering to clense the infections. mages watered them and burned the non player infected befor they could reach the healers.
it was a lot more fun, this is, currently, not even ‘organized’ chaos XD

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