Bang! Bang! Bang!
Hey! You in there!..Yes you, short and hairy person!..DEHTA patrol, open the door!
Our Feral can hear distressed mewingâŚDonât make us send in the Bear druid!
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Ive always found a tin of tuna, a sedative, some cable ties, a good solid box, some packing strength sticky tape and an easily bribed postal delivery service works wonders. For a small fee I can provide such a service. I canât guarantee the cat will arrive as i sometimes feel like a snack when Iâm out on my deliveries.
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TACOCAT!! For when you want to pet your food before you eat it
this one is way cuter anyways. but i gotta disappoint you, there arent any raisins on it.
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We need a long discussion about what raisins belong in and what not.
Raisins on Pizza?..thatâs worse than pineapple!
Blasphemy!
No we do not. Raisins on a pizza.
Souldefiler has confirmed, nay⌠Ordained it to be so.
For the Scourge!
Silence fox! Thou knowest not what is best for thy pizza topping.
SouldefĂler has ordained the raisins on a pizza.
From now on it shall be known as the âDefilerâs Pizzaâ.
Disclaimer. Violent stomach upset and possible death are entirely at the consumerâs risk. Souldefiler Enterprises takes no responsibility.
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At least this is a 100% accurate description.
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Look for it at a pizza take away near you. Everyone just needs to spread the word about my glorious creation.
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No, this is a tacocat!
https://dynaimage.cdn.cnn.com/cnn/q_auto,h_600/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.cnn.com%2Fcnnnext%2Fdam%2Fassets%2F150729173616-tacocats.jpg
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Tacocat speaks the truth!!
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Now would you know which end to feed the munchies to and which end to stick the thermometer in ?
You can put both in the mouth you weird dog.
You ever seen a vet taking a cats temperature ?
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I donât have a cat so no.
My gawdamn cat!!! You basterd!!!
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Did you get the damn cat wrapped