How to wrap a cat for Christmas?

I have been playing WOW for many years and was more than delighted when they implemented the clean and sleek Collections UI.

Every time I have a new gift to unwrap within Collections, my toes curl with the most unearthly delight.

Inspired by Blizzard, I decided to purchase some kittens and would like to have a go at sending them as wrapped gifts to some relatives for the festive season.

I’m currently in PTR mode and have been testing my skills with a neighbour’s cat but they don’t seem to cooperate well, I’m looking for any advice and tips from the community!

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Hello weekend…oh how I’ve missed you.

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This sounds like an easy problem to solve really… let me know when you’re testing “how do I fit a dragon mount in my pocket” problem!

I heard that medical doctors are good with these types of things so go to your GP and ask…

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Well first you get it to stop moving to make it easier to wrap. You have tape…

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I’m not surprised an almost-pirate thought of that!

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For the last time, THAT WAS COMPLETELY COINCIDENTAL.

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You keep on telling me that! I think you have posters of him on your bedroom wall! Along with kitten tape and a big seal club.

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If you need a box I hear Schrodinger has a good one.

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Does he or doesn’t he? I can never quite tell…

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I was waiting all week for your weekend post and this is what you come up with?

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He does have the box, it’s contents however are uncertain.

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Same way you wrap a goat.
(And yes, I have told Oxfam this when they keep the poster on the door)
You just tie a BIG DAMN BOW ROUND ITS NECK just before you give it away lol.
However, I suggest a box called a kitten taxi, a cardboard pet carryall or simply…
Put it inside a cardboard box and wrap the box, not the kitten/cat

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Maybe in bacon???

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well that will get you one very, VERY happy cat, but no wrapping.

just dont wrap with cucumbers…apparently they dont like that

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The cats or the cucumbers?

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probably BOTH.
but there are many videos on Utube with the cats and the cucumbers…

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I think it’s that they resemble snakes to cat-brains. Silly cats…

Just stuff them in my Comfortable Animal Trunk. C.A.T for short.

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Do a search on You Tube, there’s at least one video that gives clear instructions on how to gift wrap a cat.