How would you get killed by the above poster? #2

Lore Role-playing
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We all can't die dead enough.

@ Death

Shatter his lantern while attacking him, decanting every single spirit collected. This causes them to swirl around and form a soulnado to appear which draws Cathríon in and tears her apart.
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*Death walks into the vortex of raging souls seemingly unaffected and
casts reserection on Cathríon placing her out of harms way*

"it is not your time, Cathríon.."

*returning to the center of the vortex Death
raises he's scythe to the air instantly absorbing the souls
into the blade which now radiats with power*

recovering from her ordeal, Cathríon sneaks behind Death and assasinats him,
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Ronaeriel would most likely get instantly sliced in half.
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Mistakenly identified oneself as cattle and proceeded to produce burger patties.
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A very literal application of the saying "Mess with the bull and you get the horns."
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BLAAADDEEESTOOORRRMMMM
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Having scoffed at Baldulgor's 'combat abilities', she meets an intimely end from a unerringly accurate spear-in-the-back during the latest skirmish on the Broken shore.
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There would be a scuffle between them for sure! Yuala isn't big on the whole faction war thing so Elyssarain would find her an easy target! A relatively new druid, Yuala is far from mastering all of her powers and would find herself outmatched by the death knight even in her bear form. She would get stabbed through the heart, her life essence siphoned by Elyssarain's spooky kooky spear!
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Turned into a Tree
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Being smashed off a cliff by a flying Yuala, which was thrown in anger by Nosdaboreda after they "polymorph" ended.
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Runeblade to chest after being mistaken for a legion agent.
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Cut down as result of a no doubt hilarious misunderstanding worthy of a Monty Python skit. Perhaps something akin to the infamous Black Knight duel.
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We meet face to face to face across a crowded room;
Our eyes lock and there's an intensity in the air
the electricity flows through the room and everyone stops turning around to peer at us
we make longing eye contact; he blinks, I blink we blink in unison
we make brisk powerful strides toward one another
he reaches for his sword I reach for mine as I withdraw it; a goblin rolls a stein under my foot,
I step on it;
I slip; he sees the mass of a bull tauren falling towards him
He pulls back instinctively
I'm too committed to the fall to stop now
He flails and catches me with his sword
The sword goes up my nose into my brain and I die
The Goblin was actually Wrathion in a mask.
He thought I was Baine.
Dragons are stupid
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Zan'dig, without permission, attempts to use Tagolohu's exceptionally smooth cranium as a make shift bóngo drum in order to impress some nearby Trollish broads. The Orc tries to shrug Zan'dig off with an elbow to the ribs, but it sends him flying, resulting in a very awkward landing where Zan'dig cracks his head off a rather tough rock.

The Troll never awakens.
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Zhaoling in her usual naivety, pokes her nose around Zan'dig's camp not realising what mysterious voodoo magic he be up to.

Of course, she drinks from a totally-not-ominous bowl of black liquid because it attracts her over-eager attention. The poor Pandaren turns into a glassy statue.

'Dat be bad mojo ya be doin,'' mutters a voice just out of sight, dropping a bundle of logs at the owner of the voice's feet.
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While Zhaoling is out exploring she takes a misstep when going up a hill and goes tumbling down, while she survives the trip down, she accidently rolled over Vardamir who was simply taking a nap in the grass.
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Vardamir stabs Xirque through the heart as the Lord is a sleep in his home as Vard raids Felsun Manor looking for dark knowledge.
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Torn away by surging waves of shadow energy, withering him away to a (even more) lifeless husk after mistakenly raising one of his friends as a ghoul.
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"Oh, silly Death Knight, I bet you haven't got the stones to best me..." With a smirk, Astrophel clicks his fingers making a sparkle, another mage would recognize a teleportation spell sparks in the Death Knight's groin area also. However they proceed, weapon raised...

"You haven't got the guts to face me!" Astrophel quickly spat, clicking his fingers once more.

The Death Knight proceeded.

"To face me would make you lose your breath!" An animated click of the fingers.

The Death Knight proceeded.

"You haven't the heart to face - W-wait!"
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"Can I get portal to Dalaran?" Kraugerys asked politely.
"There you go" Astrophél replied "One portal to Dalaran"
"Thank you" Kraugerys stepped inside.
"...crater" Astrophél started to laugh maniacally,
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