How would you get killed by the above poster? #2

Not gonna lie that made me laugh :slight_smile:

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Lantara watched the whole event from the backline… she could hardly believe what she just saw… half naked warlock that got crushed by a falling siege engine. She later reported that event to her superiors, but nobody believed her. She was kicked out of the military for supposed drinking while on duty.

The image of the barely covered Ren’dorei still hunted her… She tried to get rid of it by drinking - to no avail. Eventually her liver gave up… but the impossible image of Ren’dorei in bikini while out in the field hunted her to the very end.

Travelling through neutral territory for some undisclosed reason, Marinya is detained, unable to answer questions to a satisfactory degree and then released.

From the top of a cliff.

In a world at war, truth is the first casualty, then law, then sense.

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A Warlock, fel user… It would be in fel fire, after a long battle…

He is a Rogue…
…so there will be NO glorious battle, torrent of void, shadowy tentacles, spawns of darkness and whipers… nor a fight face to face, no Eredar might against orcish brutallity… no honorable combat
Just a stab through the chest from behind
Then death

Struck with awe and stunned with the beauty of a concentrated beam of lunar light fallen upon her, the draenei doesn’t feel the thorned vines grip her or the toxic poison take effect as it makes the victim wildly hallucinate. In between leaves, two eyes glow with silver.

EDIT:
((Indeed, read title too quickly; an easy mistake apologies - See proper death below.))

Watching from the flora, Terintha sees the body crack and snap this way and that… before completely vanishing.
“No…”

Ice cold fingertips touch the druid’s face before, a gentle chuckle in her ear as a clean, searing slice glides across her neck. Blood seeped and tears fell; everything she was going to do spilling into nothing…

(The thread is about How would you get killed by the above poster? ^^)

Sooo… Thyrellas would be struck with awe and stunned with the beauty of a concentrated beam of lunar light fallen upon her, and she wouldn’t feel the thorned vines grip her or the toxic poison take effect as it makes the victim wildly hallucinate. In between leaves, two eyes would glow with silver.
:herb::eyes::herb:

Shalim has never been an expert in arcane magic as his blood elf colleagues. He rarely fought an arcane user. His teachings and dedication were mostly concentrated around fel and shadow.
Even with this handicap the demon hunter comes in to battle.

The fight starts with Thyrellas casting a long destructive spell. Shalim rushes towards the mage to slice him with his glaive. When his weapon almost meets the Nightborne’s head, she teleports away.
While Shalim is thinking that the mage retreated, he is hit by a finished spell that the mage was so long casting. It turns out that he only blinked behind him.
Under the effect of this spell Shalim would drop his glaives to the ground. While he quickly picks them up, he is met with arcane volley. He shields himself with immolation aura and again rushes the mage only to see him blink away and send arcane missiles at him.
Shalim starts to be desperate. He chases the mage, everytime he reaches him, the mage just disappears. Now she starts to leave arcane images at her recent positions, so the arcane missiles are being thrown at the demon hunter from every direction.
Shalim uses his spectral sight to see the true Thyrellas between all these images, as he is focused, arcane explosion blasts below his feet and chains him in place. Then Shalim is hit from behind and loses consciousness.

He wakes up being chained on a dissection table, his chest and body opened. Then he falls to sleep again.

Velyrina’s voidwalker interpret Shalim as a threat when he runs upon her off guard and so the demon taunts him. The Demon hunter’s instinct is to slay the demon and, thinking Velyrina has lost control over her demon and is by extent a danger to others, quickly cut her with one of his glaives before she has time to react.

Having decided to try Velyrina out as an aide, Mahli’ficia sets out to perform a powerful ritual that would let her draw even more powerful minions from the Nether!

But despite her low expectations, Mahli’ficia expectations were not quite so low as to expect Velyrina’s Voidwalker to agro one of the nearby Demon Hunters…

And so during Velyrina’s foolish shenanigans; when the ritual is disturbed as mistress and slave is cut down by an overzealous Shalim; Mahli’ficia can be seen shouting out in the background before a giant, pink hand adorned with jewelry reach out of the ritual circle, grabbing the protesting Mahli’ficia before pulling her back in!

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Tek knows that he needs to keep the void elf distracted and he needs to prevent her from completing her rituals.

He’s send out his Turtle to aggro the void elfs minions to turn her attention away from Teknetia so he can line up a shot.

This elf is clever though and she sees through this tactic. As the turtle charges towards Mahlificia’s minions, they completely ignore the turtle and head straight towards Tek at their masters command.

Tek realises what is happening and attempts to shoot down the Demons heading towards him, managing to cut down only one or two. Tek calls back his turtle but Mahlificia has already drained the life from it.

The last thing Tek sees as he is being scladed by Fel fire and ripped apart by demonic claws is a smile on the void elfs face as she drains Teknetias soul before his body is cremated.