Humans on horde? (serious)

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Hello all, I was thinking about this and I want to hear you guys out too. Basically I main on hoard (pfp is my night elf because they are hot) and I was thinking. Since allience now have budget blood elfs in the form of void elfs why can’t we as the hoard have humans?

I mean sure humans are basically the face of the alliance like how orcs are the face of the hoard and a couple of elfs joining the alliance isn’t a major brake from normal warcraft lore at least as much as humans joining the hoard would be but humanity I feel is a lot different because of the real world.

Everyone posting here is (I assume) a human being, and the humans in WoW are us so why is it that they are locked behind an entire faction? Now I’m not saying it should be a panda thing where they just pick who to side with, but maybe just allow a ally race of humans to connect with the hoard, hell even make them just human in appearance much like how dragons can take human forms or worgen (though they are human, you get the point).

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We have budget humans, they are dead and rotten :joy:

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Well, to be fair they were burning to death in a fiery inferno once called Darnassus so I can see why people call them hot…

How very dare you! I identify as a plate of curry.

Explains a lot tbh.

because Blizzard just wants to watch the world (or tree) burn!!
Or possibly annoy Erevien.

Naw they already have those foxes, humans need a reason to hunt them. No reason if they’re Horde

“Tally ho chaps release the worgen… err… hounds…”

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Would I ever see humans on the Horde? Probably not. If anything they may blame yet another event on the Horde, while denying they ever did anything wrong like the goodie two shoed hypocrites they are cougharthascough coughthedivinebellcough

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Don’t make this post be a “garrosh did not wrong” post

Thrall wanted to become a hippie so he let a warmonger lead and arthas lost control after he got frosmourne.

You could rather pick Jaina since she is the craziest most unstable person on the alliance

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Arthas already was an beephat before he got frostmourne. And I don’t meant stratholme with that.

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One of the og horde races are humans xD undead humans :stuck_out_tongue: also humans in wow did not evolve from monkeys they devolved from robot servants of the titans.

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What are you talking about I’m a Shal’dorei irl.

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Your knowledge of lore fascinates my small one.

Do not make a fool of yourself.

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Whats wrong with my explanation ?

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Considering our world has no arcane energies to feed on are you all withered and stuff?

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I have adopted to live without arcane powers, so I make my homemade (arc)wine to sustain my hunger.

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No you’re not, you’re a Kal’dorei. Having metal welded onto your ears is a shoddy disguise…

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I was a Highborn Kaldorei 10,000 years ago, but the curse of the Nightwell have evolved me into a higher race, how dare you to call me a Kaldorei lowborn filth!

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Quiet or I’ll tell the local law enforcement you’re causing a disturbance and they’ll come and burn your tree house down.

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Nightelves lost their tree because they were not able to live in a real city, unlike us the Shal’dorei.

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But did you have Chic-fil-a…

No Chic-fil-a… no city.

I have no idea where I am going with this…

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EXCUSE ME!
Did you just… DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY SPECIES!

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Because the horde is the ugly races faction (and apparently discount elves faction too).

Humans are considered a “pretty” race so alliance they go.

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What we really need is a pinkish skin tone and blue eyes. Also proper blonde hair. And the ability to play paladins. And the tooltip should say “Human”.