Hunters Beg for Simplicity: Can We Just Summon More Pets and Call It a Day?

Ah, the illustrious Beast Mastery Hunters, masters of the one-button wonder! Playing a Beast Mastery Hunter is like engaging in a highly complex dance of… well, a single button. The iconic Barbed Shot and Kill Command combo, the pinnacle of strategic gameplay. Who needs elaborate rotations and intricate skill sets when you can achieve greatness with just a click?

It’s a true testament to the sheer difficulty of mastering this class. Forget about those fancy classes that require “proper training” and years of honing skills. Beast Mastery Hunters are the real connoisseurs of efficiency. Why bother with complex decision-making when you can simply mash that one button and watch the magic unfold?

The summoning of infinite pets is the pièce de résistance, a stroke of genius in game design. Why settle for one loyal companion when you can have a veritable army of beasts at your disposal? It’s like having your own personal zoo, and who wouldn’t want to be the proud owner of a legion of pixelated creatures wreaking havoc upon your enemies?

But let’s not forget the true beauty of it all – the damage output. While other classes struggle to maximize their DPS with a plethora of skills and rotations, Beast Mastery Hunters scoff at such trivialities. Just press that glorious button, and watch as your pets deal more damage than classes that require players to, well, use their brains.

Sure, some may argue that the simplicity of the Beast Mastery Hunter detracts from the depth and challenge of the game. They may claim that true mastery lies in the delicate balance of a complex rotation or the strategic use of a diverse skill set. But who needs complexity when you can revel in the elegant simplicity of the one-button wonder?

So, to all the aspiring Beast Mastery Hunters out there, embrace the irony, relish the simplicity, and revel in the glory of Barbed Shot and Kill Command. After all, why make things complicated when you can conquer the world with just a single click?

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Liked just for the wording, love the style.
Absolute masterpiece. You should do sales, man. :astonished:

Edit: if you’d call me to war, sitting on a steed with a sword/dagger in your hand, I’d follow :astonished:

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this is art, indeed.

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Honestly i wish all those pets shrink in graphical size… circus on screen when poped

hunters drinking forum Tears since the dawn of time
lap it up lads. yum yum yum

This feels like a Chat GPT post.

I still remeber the forum tears back in WoD on the old SV Hunter holy that was a great PvP specc meeles could not touch me

Black Arrow, Serpent sting, into explosiveshot proccs, slow shot, or ice muntion
Knockback trap, snaketrap, and refleckting damage on “turtel” witch u can use 2 times was also poggers
Feign death into stealth reset and go again

ranged SV spec was the best.

icetrap, snake trap, DoTS, Frost LACED ammo

…im hoping with hero talents it makes a comeback

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While playing my hunter i read a guide that you should use cobra shot when you are out of barbed shot or kill command charges… when does that ever happend though?:joy: They seem to replenish charges faster than i can spend them.

same as other classes with fillers, barely used, but its an option just in case you are starved

True i remeber mobility and slows where arldy so high that you could drop ice ammo because it was overkill on slows

On top of that i played old Orc + relentless Sv witch therre still stacked

Loved the satire ;D gj dude

You are so sweet dh abuser clown. Why don’t you look at mirror first?

Whenever I face a BM, I am to distracted to play… all I want to do is count the amount of pets it has up. Its truly mesmerizing.

Hahahaha, this got me spot on! Cause I tend to do exactly the same xD

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