When I started playing WoW back in 2018 towards the end of Legion, I promised myself that my heart would love only Thalyssra. I mean, she’s super sexy, tall, with nice, big feet. I’d lick them all over every night all night if I could. She’s also smart so she would explain the mysteries of the world to me while I satisfy her bottom half. I’d worship her legs and feet and build a shrine to them rivaling the architecture of the Azshara’s Highborn.
But then I got into raiding.
And I met Portal Keeper Hasabel.
And I was changed forever.
She is all I ever need in life - a tall, muscular, firm, fiery queen that would whip me into submission each and every night. I’d worship her majestic hooves and build a shrine to them rivaling the architecture of the First Ones, I would massage each and every piece of meat on her strong demonic body and offer my soul in the blink of an eye.
Jaina of course, she is so hot she just always looks gorgeous. Plus think of the meals she could conjure up. “What do you fancy for tea tonight babes?” Jaina says “Anything you want baby!”. Jaina conjures a Chicken Tikka Masala and a pint.