Now, i pride myself on being an honest merchant. I sell what people want, not necessarily what i have in stock. Troll over there needs some troll sweat, for extra Mojo? I got a bottle of Salt Water i can give him, plazebo will do hte rest.
Now, the dilemma comes when elves get involved. Elves are gullible little creatures, eating anything they get served. I can give them a chicken and say it’s some top tier Voodoo Hoodoo, and they will pay me in mountains of gold! But is this morally correct? To rob such helpless, little things? Now, i understand, they are elves, and deserve everything coming for them, but still…
Just doesn’t feel right.
Eager to hear your opinion!
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No, it’s morally wrong.
Only a goblin would do that.
Are you a goblin?
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What Gearflame said…
Are you a Goblin? Lying for money?
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Come to think of it, i’m not.
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Because you have no other way to flee this dillema
Because you can forget about the dilemmas as a goblin.
You embrace the Greed and simply tell the elves whatever they want to hear it is!
Depends on the goblin.
Some might take the moral high ground, some might not.
Gazlowe would take the moral high ground depending on the situation, while Gallywix wouldn’t in any situation.
Intriguing. I will make a Goblin Pacifist Medic, who only wants to lessen casualties and pain in this horrible, horrible war. And scam elves.
Another way to think about this; The less that dies, the more will come back for more healing, thus more money to be earned!
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Why would i be airborne? Do you have any idea what the fuel prices are these days?!
It can be someone else’s plane, so you won’t have to pay for it!
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You know what? I’m gonna use the G.M.O.D.
The Gallywix mount that drops from Mekkatorque.
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