In a different universe, at heat level 3, you down Ragnaros and as you do so, a shadowy figure appears and congratulates you on killing the Firelord.
She extracts a part of the Firelords essence and tells you he will return over and over again unless he’s bound in an Arcane (Order) prison.
She tells you that you must find a creature of strong Arcane, Magic affinity in the world and fuse the essence she extracted to it so it’s imprisoned.
Shadowy figure then could open a portal to Azshara. Faster refill of quintesences anyone?
You go and kill Azuregos OR if you killed him you go and find a spot on the ground where he died (ofc not where he died literally, same spot for everyone) that pulsates with arcane magic. You use the item, just like egg of Hakkar, and a spectral model of Azuregos, glowing red, using fire abilities spawn.
You kill it for extra loot. You keep MC 10/10 on logs so that people don’t feel like they aren’t doing the “real” raid, reducing the whining of the people on the forums that will cry its too hard, since it obviously isn’t too hard.
You get a massive spike in forum posts, WoWhead articles, content creators farm this and you connect it perfectly to now ending DF and starting TWW, which should start some time soon if I’m not wrong.
In this universe Blizzard said, much like in ours, they really love how much we love Xalatath stuff and crafting and actually provided that in the first end game phase!
As you TikTok Gen Z people meme about, I wanna shift!