Here was I, minding my own business in Valdrakken, when some tiny lil gnome comes over to me and pushes my cow shaman into the fountain! This sounds ridiculous right? A tiny gnome pushing a massive cow into a fountain isn’t very believable but I do have screenshots!
Never mind I thought, I’ll just cast water walking and laugh at the tiny gnome as my gigantic cow sized feet/hooves/moonwalkerers float majestically over the surface of the water in the fountain.
To my shock, nothing happened! I cast it a second time. I jumped up and down in shock. I cried to the gnome to rescue me, or at the very least run and fetch a hairdryer to help me out.
So what’s in this fountain… I want to assume it’s lemonade as I heard once water walking doesn’t work on lemonade, despite being mostly water… what else could it be!?
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”