Will do, staying out of your kitchen 
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Saaaad, its monday :c
But pwnie declared it pizza monday!
The best monday!
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Oh damn noice!
Itâs like sunday, except stores are open and kids are back in school, haha 
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Best part is
Also no one showed up to my invasion of Norway! I had to do it alone, I looked like a fool! >:I
But I did succeed. Norway is hencefort known as Frizzway!
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Youâre low on gas, hitting the red! 
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Pffth! Itâs just a conspiracy made up by the gas companies to sell gas!
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Diesel bro!
Can go all day
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Yeah but if you allow it to go âemptyâ they use the remote control they have for your vehicle that stalls its engine until you refill. Flatearth told me.
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Those bastards! But it doesnât surprise me.
Greed breeds ingenuityâŚ
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I watched "The internet historian"s take on the Costa Concordia this weekend, was pretty intense
How much did Concordia end up costing?
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A helluva lot of money, but what annoyed me in that case was typical Italian justice, pile the blame on one guy and everyone else runs off. Granted he was a cowardly weasel who abandoned his ship but still. wasnât all on him.
Running off quite literally in the case of the guy who was steering the ship. Runs off to the phillipines, Italian police catch up with him after about a year, give him a call âhey weâd like to talk to youâ and then wonder why he isnât there when they arrive.
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Ah yes, another Friday.
What sort of trouble relaxation are you planning on?
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Friday. Good times!
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Gaming and also probably a bit of gaming.
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What about GaMiNg? or gAmInG?
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Good game of âAliensâ last night Two Synthetics (We prefer the term âArtificial Personâ) in the party, one of whom (Yours truly) has had the Three âAsimov Lawsâ carved out of their head by another player fluffing their repair roll and is a Combat Synthetic. (A âWalking War Crimeâ as some of the rest of the party call him. I mean theyâre not wrong, my characters existence -is- illegal).
I shoot some mook, who bleeds red (So he was a âreal boyâ) the other Synthetic loses it, because I just broke the Three Laws. I killed a human. So pulls a pistol and shoots me. The party over Discord suddenly goes ape, as it suddenly goes all horrible. Like bad horrible. The big rough and tumble Smart Gunner Marine just folds up and starts crying as he knows what comes next, (Awesome RP by the guy) the Engineer legs it and hides behind a desk, the Corporate type starts screeching at me, trying to invoke commands I no longer have to obey, her just going âHarry! No! Donât!â
My character slowly turning and facing the other Synthetic âDid you just shoot me?â
The other player (Being a civilian issue Synthetic ) going âI may have vastly underestimated the situationâ
âI think you might haveâ
âWould it help if I shot you again?â
âI donât think soâ
âI Feel I ought toâŚI need to protect my own existence under the Third Lawâ
âI Think that ship has sailed my old chinaâ
Twenty seconds of sustained gunfire ensues until there is a sticky pulp
Cue a Combat Android calmly standing amidst a wreath of smoke looking beatifically at the human members of the party and just going âWhat? He shot me?â
This weekend however should be awesome, got family over, going out tonight to hit on a lass and try to woo her, Not even sleazy, I do genuinely like her and am a bit butterflies in my chest about trying to have that conversation. But that is cool, because it means that it is sincere. Not a mathematical cold calculation, but that I am actually scared of her reaction.
Then dig out my LARP kit, in preparation for next weekend. I have one piece of leg armour in my room. One. How did that get there? Where is the other piece? I mean I have two legs, so therefore two pieces of leg armour, why have I only got one in my room!
Madness I tell you. This is how I live my life, an exercise in applied chaosâŚ
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