Jaina and Anduin romance?

Either she thirsty or it reminds her to much of Arthas, witch she could’t save and like she be damned if she don’t this time.

How old are they btw? fresh meat :smirk:
I mean am 25 and swiping up to 37 if you get my drift. Anyways. They’d make a cute couple no?

She’s listed as : “aunt” for Anduin… so please no

What kind of Alabama meme is this thread

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Anduin was born when Arthas was 20-ish, and Jaina is roughly as old as Arthas, +/- a couple of months.

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Here I was thinking Got Milk was bad…

Summary

“So there i was, surrounded by at least a hundred murlocs!” the heavy mustached man proclaimed, gesturing in a wide arc.

The tawny tauren gasped in amazement. “what ever did you do?” Her voice had a brawny, muscular tone to it.

“The only thing i could do my lovely.” Marcus patted the sword resting on his thigh. “I brought them to justice!”

“Oh! With just a dagger? You are so brave!” Tanda cautiously reached for the blade, but pulled her hand away at the last second.

Marcus bristled. “What? This is a two-handed sword, enchanted to the hilt. Perhaps not as big as you’ve seen, but i know a few tricks to really make it sing,”

Tanda smiled demurely, fluttering her enormous eyelashes. She picked up one piece of cheese and held it close to Marcus’s lips. “Try this, it’s homemade.”

The handsome paladin stammered, “N-no. I’m, um, lactose intolerant.”

Tanda place the cheese back in the bowl. “Oh. are you sure? Does that mean you can’t tolerate me?” The buxxom tauren stepped forward, pressing herself against Marcus. The substantial height difference placed his face squarely in her chest. unable to see, he flailed in protest, finally finding purchase on her firm backside – his muffled apologetic sounds only made her giggle and squeeze him more tightly.

Just as his other hand found her tail, the light dimmed as an imposing figure moved into the doorway "“What the…”

Tanda exclaimed, “Bax, no!”

Marcus pulled his head away and gasped for air, looking at the angry tauren with wide eyes. “It’s not what it looks like!”

Bax charged, ramming into Marcus while uttering his challenge, “You mess with the bull, you get the horns!”

Marcus reeled and caught himself, digging his heel into the dirt. Seizing a horn in each hand, he held the tauren’s head down, fighting against his tremendous strength. Bax forced his head up, grunting and spitting in anger, only to have it repeatedly pushed down. They locked eyes for a moment, and with a final heave of explosive force, Bax wrenched himself free.

The powerful tauren swung his arms out wide, as if to crush Marcus in a mighty hug. “Blades of light!” proclaimed the paladin. A huge, pulsating sword thrust up from the ground between the two combatants, tearing through armor and clothing, searing the thick chest hair of Marcus and cutting a fine line into the tauren’s muscular chest.

Before they could move again. Tanda raised her hooved leg into the air and brought it down with warlike force. The man and the bull wobbled, clearly stunned. “Stop it. both of you!”

Marcus regained his composure and looked at Tanda, and then to Bax. Fur was ruffled and the bare parts of their leathery skin glistened with sweat. As they all stared one another down, the ridiculously good-looking Marcus spoke. “Well, since we’re mostly undressed already…”

<The story goes on, but your good taste prevents you from reading it.>

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Not by blood tho. ‘‘Aunt, am stuck please help me’’ kekw.

I feelt like Thanos telling Starlord ‘’ i had to’’ when he was asked why he killed Gamora.

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There’s other places you can get your fill of that, just sayin’

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She’s not actually he’s aunt. Jaina is from Kul’tiras and Anduin is from Stormwind.

She is however, like a mother figure to him. So this would definitely not work.

Genn offered his daughter once, but Anduin refused. He might be gay or just not into relationships in general.

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I understand why you play undead, your sense of humor is dead kekw

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And I understand why you play a Draenei but let’s be real, you prob have a lot less gear on than your profile pic shows ingame :wink:

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I don’t see any main reasons why not beside him looking up to her. Plenty of people prefer to date someone more mature for a number of reasons. Anduin however, I don’t recall him showing affection to any lady.

He’s toast now anyway, so, game over.

If it’s up to Golden it might just come to that romance. I mean she’s how old? Forty? Fifty? Well at least they are not related. The best thing they could do is let Jaina retire and leave Anduin a death knight, I like him more that way. But neither are likely to happen.

Your not wrong, but it’s not for any goofy reasons throught. She’s light forged she has some realy cool metal plates w.e on her body, like she was stiched forged together :smiley:

Let’s not get real. You should see the Naru’s pants, their invisible and am not joking :rofl: :sweat_smile:

No, Jaina will be a single independent woman like Queen Elsa.

I haven’t seen the Elsa movie so I don’t know, but I’ll take your word for it. However Golden has a thing for Anduin and considering she adopted Jaina as her WoW avatar, I think I may be right on this one.

This is actually good stuff , it’s meant to put a smile on our faces and it did .

If he somehow comes back alive and with full control of himself it could work.

IRL most countries in the world, even the USA, UK etc see marriage between cousins and further distant blood lines as A-OK and socially normal.

Like, in the UK, people love the royal family and the royal family is known for such arrangements. People love and appreciate them for it.

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Jaina and Anduin romance?

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Don’t ever suggest that love could exist between people of different ages, every bigot will go brrr and call it disgusting/unnatural/false/manipulated/+++. Everyone who loves someone older than themselves are called gold diggers, and everyone who loves someone younger than themselves are called paedophiles. This is the western consensus. Open-minded society and love for all - my rear end.

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