Jastor gallywix appreciation thread

At a time o war a time where leaders lose faith and kingdoms fall where lesser men cower in fear

JASTOR GALLYWIX! stands as a shiny example of courage morality… blah blah blah other “honor” stuff I forget but most importantly PROFIT!
a true role model

Express Your Gratitude to his greatness , how awesome you think he is ?

PS-vengeance for opulence the goblins remember!

PS - with the symbolic price of 100.000 gold you can enter the official jastor gallywix fan club! and win a t-shirt and a mug! ( all packages to gnomeregan will be send WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER! )

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“Heh, oh yeah, mon. I be appreciatin’ him. I appreciate how many raptors he gonna feed when he finally gets chopped up. Gon’ have ta clean him first, of course. Don’t know where dat disgustin’ slimeball’s been.”

I suppose i should also welcome you in the same occasion since only one post written : I am Justicar Rainblood the elder sister of the Rainbloods a bloodbind group of all Humans sisters it is my operative name ofc.

I am very friendly got a high sense of Justice, wrong and good and fan of dry humor when one know me though i can be very very brutal and mean when enraged and my greed is too legendary but enough with me.

Price trade Gallywix is cunning , unlike what some have said as a rat being eaten he managed to survive many a waronger and psychpath undead by a savant usage of ingeniosity , actions , charisma and ruse: he mustn’t be understilated that wuld prove a fatal mistake other than than you love him or you don’t.

If I remember correctly… that fat, slimy, dispicable, abbrasive, dispicable, horrible, dispicable goblin miscreant was quite happy to scam and enslave a young, promising potential future trade prince beck when Kezan went ‘oopsie’.
While I can’t argue with his effectiveness, and his results, I dislike him and his methods. I was also on that slave ship, and like several others, I almost died there.

I trust Gallywix as far as I can throw him - and he is quite fat, and I am not unusually strong for a goblin…

Now Gallywix is a guy that knows how to have some fun! Morally bankrupt, obviously, but I want my villains and evildoers to be joyful as they subjugate and screw over everyone within their reach. Sylvanas is a joyless sap who’ll rip the Horde apart from within with her continuing to neglect the member’s cultural beliefs and heritage. Gallywix isn’t uniting anyone, but I’d enjoy sparring with him with a smile on my face as he returns one to me.

"He’s such a horrible person and utterly callous, cares only for himself. Greedy, ruthless, abrasively disgusting.

I want to be just like him when I grow up, ignoring that I’m in my thirties."

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