Keti caravan

Truly there are things that man should never attempt, but in their hubris do they reach beyond the laws of nature. What terror he hath wrought.

Whoever mentioned the undead ERP saga sent me back to when was it, MoP? WoD? When it all went down.
I remember seeing it as a top thread on the side bar when those were a thing.

Oh god, I remember the rallying cry to have Argent Dawn top all 6 spots of “popular topics” which is why we don’t have Popular Topics anymore.

Where can I learn this power?

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that thread is so funny I laughed very much reading it
can someone please resurrect it

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Hey guys.
Remember the Nostalgia Critic’s movie about the Wall?

Since I broke my vow to never come back here, this forum is now for whatever I guess. Let’s keep it living.

looks at shadowlands

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Nah, modern society is more Brave new world than 1984. Unless you’re brit, in which case there’s a camera in every corner and you get a sort of weird hybrid. Synthesis if you will.

The borked English isn’t the issue. The “I’m amazing and much beloved, no hate.” part is. It’s on par with the “Will ignore PCU.” nonsense I see in other profiles. Oh and the pregnancy day counter. Can’t forget that. Speaking of which, it has since gone up. They are keeping track of what’s important.

I’m also a little concerned that at at the age of 20 (according to their TRP) they have two kids and a third is en-route. That’s proper Jerry Springer material. They are also either on their second husband or said husband has changed name at some point. The TRP makes it unclear but I wouldn’t rule out two kids with two different baby daddies.

Now, as funny as a “You are NOT the father!” skit would be in the middle of Orgrimmar, this belongs in Second Life and not World of Warcraft. I also suspect the the conception of those kids (kits?) wasn’t done via tasteful “fade to black” as whenever I see Keti they are roleplaying with the rest of the ERP caravan. Valley of Honour chat is repeatedly filled by these people talking about their real life in the middle of roleplay.

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The ‘pregnancy counter’ is the thing that particularly bothered me. The rest I kind of blanked out.

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Edit: Nevermind. I’m really dumb and got confused by the TRP seemingly mixing both OOC and IC and who they themselves(Keti) were referring too, apologies Morzsa!

I saw the comments about their supposed age/family and thought it was reffering to Keti OOC which I had some pointers about bringing up, but I think it was about the character looking back at the TRP.

As I said, the intermix in it between OOC and IC makes it kinda confusing.

:grinning: Your character greets another character it knows
:slightly_smiling_face: They have a little small talk
:neutral_face: She announces to your character she’s pregnant
:frowning: The child is an accident from a one night stand
:slightly_frowning_face: The father could be any of the three men present during the ordeal
:frowning_face: None of the potential fathers are from the carrying mother’s race
:nauseated_face: The delivery is within a month time
:face_vomiting: She’s carrying triplets

Pregger RP, just don’t.
Just please god don’t I don’t care just don’t.

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Guild seems to have been renamed to ‘The Whitefur Family’ and the Hunter associated as GM has gone through a name change. Guild has since grown in the last several days.

REALLY hoping this is to give things a fresh start with everything they’ve received in feedback from this thread. Given the above post, though, I’m uh…

Not hopeful.

Edit: Apparently < can’t be used to frame Guild Names anymore.

i am keti… mother of TWO daughters and u WILL stand down…

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What a terrible day to have eyes.

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This has been the case for at least…three or four weeks, I want to say.
It’s been a while, in any case.

And apparently, nothing has changed. For the better, that is.

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This all reminds me of the ancient webcomic Elf Only Inn.

There the RP took place in an online chatroom, but a lot of the stuff is still relatable when it comes to random/city RP.

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They’ve created a new guild called “The Archon Seven” with basically the same members. Keti here now RPs an elf who’s also a goddess or something…

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This is why the Demon Hunters gouged out their own eyes. They knew what horrible future was awaiting after the defeat of the Legion.

Great, we just needed a second Sunyiu.

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Oh dear.

Almost 1500 posts in and the insanity not only keeps on going, but it’s escalating.

…dare I ask?

Obviously