Looking for a Wifey for Shadowlands

Good Evening!

approximately a day left until Shadowlands launch. and Unfortunately, Ill be heading into the new expansion alone.

So I’ve come to a conclusion that it might be the time to find a wifey, to explore the new expansion with, try out new things, experience the afterlife and all sorts of things :flushed:

therefor, I come to my favorite place, general forums, to perhaps, find a new wifey!

I wont be placing any criteria, I’d love to give everyone a fair chance to compete and join in. no rules either, just simply state something interesting about yourself, something that’d attract my mind, could be anything and as much or as few as you wish!

additionally yes you may ask me questions, opinions and what not too of course!
after deciding on a wifey, ill get in touch with them :flushed:

Sadly, this event is alliance only.

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Best we can do for you is mankriks wife

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The frizzinator!
Only 229gold a week.

Pros:
Travel size.
Can cook.
Literal lockpicks as hands.
Has both silent and vibration mode.
Can stealth for when you’re sick of lookin at it.
Works as a wifi router.

Cons:
Need to be kept away from water to avoid rusting.
Complains a lot when not in silent mode.
Advertised as gnome made but actually goblin made so breaks easily.
Spare parts are expensive.
Male.

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What happened to your previous wifei Bukachu? :frowning:

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Does she need to be a woman?

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It’s not truly exploring if it is. :laughing:

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Honestly, looking at few top threads in GD, im scared to answer that question. but yes, preferably.

ill review all candidates however, we’re exploring after all.

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I don’t think i have ever laughed so hard at a topic…still laughing… :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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That mechagome killed me. I will see them differently now.

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Don’t you have a switch for genders with all that techie tech?

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Thanks Buka, finally something entertaining here :smile:

Good luck with the wifehunt!

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You get my hopes up only to dash them

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Just wear a sethrak suit np

Poor man looking for a love and he got flagged.

We live in a society

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Ah!
You want the sports package!
It comes with a removable gear stick and extra suspensions for all-terrain usage.
Just an extra 39g a week.

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Who flagged this? People have no humor these days, all they want is fighting with one another, sad.

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Oh my god :joy::joy::joy:

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What you need is a waifu not wifey!
Why not make your own waifu?! Like your character!!!

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This is hilarious ;D
I think we need more reactions, just “like” is not enough.

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Are you a man into women? Then why are you playing WoW?

This ain’t tbc anymore.